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by Mike / 10/16/2012 at 4:07am / United States / Kids
Today, a guy I've been seeing for a while sent me a link to a porn site, with the message, "Holy fuck, isn't this your mom?!" Thinking he was joking around, I clicked the link just to see what sick shit he wanted to show me. It was my mom. FML
by identitychangeplease / 09/19/2012 at 4:41pm / Sweden (Stockholms Lan) / Intimacy
by anon / 08/29/2012 at 12:52am / United States (Maine) / Money
by nobrony / 07/02/2012 at 3:53pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
Today, I let my daughter bake a cake for her brother's fifth birthday party. She showed up later with a cake in the shape of a cock and balls. Apparently it's okay, though, because "I frosted it to look like a rocket, hehehe!" I can't believe my balls spawned this moron. FML
by Nick / 06/29/2012 at 5:39pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Kids
by JJBones / 06/29/2012 at 6:03am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by thesmartone / 06/20/2012 at 11:44pm / United States / Transportation
by Anonymous / 06/20/2012 at 7:08pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Health
Today, after careful consideration, I told my wife I really want to have kids. She laughed, until she finally realized I was serious, at which point she flicked me in the balls and said, "Problem solved." FML
by Anonymous / 06/20/2012 at 12:41pm / United States (Illinois) / Kids
by lisahb / 06/19/2012 at 6:16pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
by thefailwhale / 06/16/2012 at 12:58am / United States (Wisconsin) / Love
by fledermausi / 06/12/2012 at 9:02am / Hungary (Budapest) / Love
Today, I was in a business meeting. I was giving a Powerpoint presentation to my boss and a few other associates. Then a notification popped up in the middle of my presentation reminding me that I needed to renew my pornhub subscription. FML
by WaffleMan / 06/08/2012 at 7:58am / United States (New Jersey) / Work
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, I asked a customer to send me via e-mail the image he wanted me to print. He said, "I don't…
- Today, I realized why my dad got mad when he found out that my girlfriend and I have sex. Turns out… Today, I found the engagement ring I'd bought and been missing for a week. On my girlfriend's hand.… Today, I came home and saw my girlfriend on the computer. I decided to sex things up and sneak up…