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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 15 February 1995 (19 years)
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About davicakes21 : I'm pretty laid back and love to make people laugh.

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Today, I found out that whilst I was asleep last night, my boyfriend was playing on his XBox. I also found out that whenever he unlocked a new level, achievement or just generally beat someone's ass, he would celebrate by pulling out one of his pubes and putting it in my mouth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (105656) - you deserved it (12405)

On 02/01/2010 at 5:23am - misc - by doesnttastegood (woman) - United Kingdom (Bath and North East Somerset)



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