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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 22 December 1993 (20 years)
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Today, I got cock-blocked by the laundry. My boyfriend was the one who wanted to do laundry. FML

#16972353
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26096) - you deserved it (4163)

On 07/04/2011 at 12:09pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, while arm wrestling with my boyfriend, I had to pretend he beat me. FML

#16947329
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39686) - you deserved it (7158)

On 07/02/2011 at 10:06am - love - by fthislyfe (woman) - United States (Wyoming)

Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant. FML

#16912974
444 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63250) - you deserved it (6606)

On 06/29/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I complimented a girl on her stockings pattern. Turns out she wasn't wearing stockings. FML

#16797884
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27540) - you deserved it (7908)

On 06/22/2011 at 11:28am - misc - by jordeshting - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

Today, I was complimented on how big my penis was. I was complimented by the guy peeing next to me in the men's restroom at McDonald's. FML

#16794914
256 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46317) - you deserved it (7181)

On 06/22/2011 at 4:13am - intimacy - by fmlguy382 - United States

Today, it was my first day at my new job. My new boss asked me if I was single. After telling him I have been happily married for 6 years, he fired me on the spot. FML

#16793164
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48571) - you deserved it (3414)

On 06/22/2011 at 1:35am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, while I was delivering pizza in the torrential downpour, I waited 5 minutes in the pouring rain for an old lady to dig 20 bucks out of her purse. Her total was $19.99. She told me to keep the change and make lots of money. FML

#16781053
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33222) - you deserved it (3122)

On 06/21/2011 at 12:52pm - work - by micheal - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend is extremely jealous of a stuffed toy that sits on my bed, all because it gets to 'sleep in the same bed as me and he doesn't.' Now, whenever he comes over, he throws it at the wall, death glares at it, then gets up and kicks it under my bed. FML

#16774144
361 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37077) - you deserved it (11854)

On 06/21/2011 at 12:46am - love - by holdengurl18 - China

Today, I met my husband's old high school sweetheart. My mother-in-law introduced me to her as "one of my son's friends." We've been married for over eight years. FML

#16771812
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34637) - you deserved it (2811)

On 06/20/2011 at 10:40pm - love - by minnEmouse (woman) - United States

Today, my husband bought me a bouquet of roses. They caused me to sneeze seven times in a row. That was the closest he's ever got me to an orgasm. FML

#16757067
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36218) - you deserved it (7803)

On 06/20/2011 at 1:45am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I went camping with my girlfriend and best friend. They are now having blood-curdling sex in our tent. My friend is also my ride home. FML

#16746059
503 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53852) - you deserved it (6721)

On 06/19/2011 at 2:08pm - intimacy - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, I got in my sister's car outside the movie theater and started talking about the movie. When I realized she wasn't saying anything, I looked up to see my ex-boyfriend sitting in the drivers seat. I got in the wrong car. FML

#16722339
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28059) - you deserved it (14326)

On 06/18/2011 at 12:45am - misc - by sucks4me - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I realized that I text my boyfriend more than I see him. He's my next door neighbor. FML

#16717900
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14707) - you deserved it (34012)

On 06/17/2011 at 8:31pm - love - by Emily J. - United States (Colorado)

Today, my girlfriend smelt my penis after I got back from the gym. She was making sure it didn't smell like latex. I can't even go to the gym without her thinking I'm cheating on her. FML

#16700863
356 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42628) - you deserved it (9282)

On 06/16/2011 at 8:33pm - intimacy - by evomadrid24 - United States (California)

Today, my son invited his girlfriend over to our house just to break up with her. Then he asked me to drive her home. So I was then stuck in a car with a bawling teenage girl who lived over twenty minutes away. FML

#16692971
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38282) - you deserved it (5448)

On 06/16/2011 at 9:20am - kids - by Username - United States



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