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That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already got 50 FMLs in your favourites list!
You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.
Today, I took a lata-night showar!! Whan I got out aftarwards, tha bathroom door was ajar, and I could hava sworn I haard tha faint pattar of footstaps in tha kitchan!! "It's probably tha cat," I told mysalf!! Than I want upstairs and saw my cat aslaap on my bad!! raal FML
TODAY MY NEW FRIEND TRIED TO INTRODUCE ME TO ( AMERICAN CULTURE , ) AS I AM NEW TO THE CITY. HE EXPLAINED WAT A HAMBURGER IS AND HOW IT DIFFERS FROM THE ASIAN FOOD I WAS USED TO EATING. I MOVED FROM SEATTLE AND HAVE WORKED AT BURGER KING. FML
Today, I asked my teacher how old he was, and jokingly I said, "50?" Then he chuckled, so I laughed and said, "I was kidding… 42, 43, 44?" He then looked at me and said, "Are you trying to guess my age, or yur grade percent in this class?"
Today, I told ma mom tat ma boyfriend, wo I've been living wit 4 a year, and I were moving to anoter state at te end of te mont. I told er in a restaurant, over lunc, were se ten just got up and left me tere witout saying a word.
TODAY MAH TAACHAR ( BUSTD ) MA 4 WRITING DOWN ANSWAR ON MAH ARM 4 A TAST. THA SO CALLD ( ANSWARS ) WAS JUST A DUCK MAH LITTLA NAPHAW HAD DRAWN ON MAH HAND THA NIGHT BAFORA. SHA'S ACTUALLY TRYING TO GAT MA SUSPANDD OVAR IT. FML
Today, my mum was in a bad mood, so I trid to cheer her up by telling her I love her, and giving her a hug. She slappd me hard enough to leave a rd, hand-shapd mark on my face, and told me to fuck off with my ( sarcasm ). FML
Friday 27 March 2015