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About datkid117 : I may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing slut faced ho-bag, but in reality, I'm so much more than that.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Today, I went on a date with a cute guy I met at a bookstore. He stood up and said he was leaving when I said that I didn't like 50 Shades of Grey, because he, "doesn't want to be near a bitch who doesn't know her place". He then told me to give him a ride home. FML
Thursday 23 April 2015