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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1115
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About datkid117 : I may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing slut faced ho-bag, but in reality, I'm so much more than that.

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Today, I went on a date with a cute guy I met at a bookstore. He stood up and said he was leaving when I said that I didn't like 50 Shades of Grey, because he, "doesn't want to be near a bitch who doesn't know her place". He then told me to give him a ride home. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35731) - you deserved it (3153)

On 04/13/2015 at 6:43am - love - by whymanwhy (woman) - Czech Republic

Today, a homeless man bathed himself in the restroom at my coffee shop in West LA. He locked himself in there for a good twenty minutes. The lingering smell was so strong that my other coworker vomited. Thanks to what is apparently a relatively strong gag reflex, I got to clean up. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45487) - you deserved it (2670)

On 05/22/2009 at 4:36am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had sex with a girl who cried out as she came "Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (55212) - you deserved it (6723)

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