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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1357
  • Number of comments : 69
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About datkid117 : I may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing slut faced ho-bag, but in reality, I'm so much more than that.

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datkid117's favorite FMLs

Today, I went on a date with a cute guy I met at a bookstore. He stood up and said he was leaving when I said that I didn't like 50 Shades of Grey, because he, "doesn't want to be near a bitch who doesn't know her place". He then told me to give him a ride home. FML

by whymanwhy / 04/13/2015 at 6:43am / Czech Republic / Love

Today, a homeless man bathed himself in the restroom at my coffee shop in West LA. He locked himself in there for a good twenty minutes. The lingering smell was so strong that my other coworker vomited. Thanks to what is apparently a relatively strong gag reflex, I got to clean up. FML

by Anonymous / 05/22/2009 at 4:36am / United States (California) / Work

Today, I had sex with a girl who cried out as she came "Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord!" FML

by chicochico / 12/19/2008 at 11:05am / Intimacy