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datkid117
  • Town/Country : Bronx, New York, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
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About datkid117 : I may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing slut faced ho-bag, but in reality, I'm so much more than that.

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Today, I had sex with a girl who cried out as she came "Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord!" FML

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