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datgamerchick

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  • Number of visits : 5641
  • Number of comments : 84
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About datgamerchick : Jess. I'm 19, and I like funny things. Good grammar is sexy.

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datgamerchick's favorite FMLs

Today, I was browsing the web when I checked the search history. Turns out my son has been searching for "nude grills" and "hot grills." Not only is my 12-year-old son attempting to find porn on the internet, he also can't spell. FML

#17281952
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41062) - you deserved it (5991)

On 07/27/2011 at 10:02pm - intimacy - by Nickname (man) - United States (Kansas)

Today, while working at Subway, a man ordered a sub with avocado. When I told him it was no longer available, he screamed, spit in my face and ran out, pushing over an innocent bystander in the process. FML

#17142025
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34893) - you deserved it (3181)

On 07/16/2011 at 10:46pm - work - by sandwichmaker - United States (Illinois)

Today, as my girlfriend and I were making love, and she started to moan and groan. All of a sudden, she stopped and said "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML

#16339516
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55992) - you deserved it (18641)

On 05/25/2011 at 4:23am - intimacy - by katie -

Today, I watched my dog chase his tail for ten minutes, thinking "wow, dogs are easily entertained." Then I realized that I'd been watching my dog chase his tail for 10 minutes. FML

#15762337
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19719) - you deserved it (39563)

On 04/12/2011 at 10:20pm - animals - by Anonymous -

Today, my mom left me at home with a babysitter. I'm 17. FML

#14941696
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39557) - you deserved it (5305)

On 02/11/2011 at 10:10pm - misc - by allgrowedup - United States (Texas)

Today, I realized that not only am I still an unpublished author, but I can't even get an FML posted after submitting several in the last year. FML

#9042400
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37181) - you deserved it (7307)

On 03/13/2010 at 8:43am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was spooning with my wife when I said, "It's cold tonight." Previously when I used that line, my wife would respond by saying, "I know how to warm you up" and we would make love. Tonight, she said "I know how to warm you up" and farted on me. FML

#7293990
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29614) - you deserved it (8850)

On 01/12/2010 at 1:30am - intimacy - by cold-n-stinky (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was at the cinema. There was a really tall woman in front of me and whenever I leaned to the right or left she would lean to the same side I do. Later, she started laughing. They guy next to her was telling her where I moved. FML

#6806801
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32767) - you deserved it (3037)

On 12/18/2009 at 3:42am - misc - by Mogg (man) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, I texted a somewhat overweight girl I wanted to hook up with and asked her "Have you been dating anyone lately?" Unfortunately with predictive text, "dating" came out as "eating". I didn't realize it till after it sent. FML

#6761205
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19279) - you deserved it (30450)

On 12/15/2009 at 3:32am - love - by Proof-Reader (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my husband made a replica of our family on The Sims 3. I also found out he killed me off a couple weeks ago and made a new wife, KiKi. FML

#4043992
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63669) - you deserved it (5826)

On 07/26/2009 at 12:28am - love - by nosrepamai82 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my mother and I got into a huge fight about me being a lesbian. It ended with me saying "Fuck you!" to which she responded: "I bet you'd probably like to." FML

#21834
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (86384) - you deserved it (26449)

On 02/10/2009 at 7:08pm - misc - by peacock_mina19 - United States (Michigan)

Today, a co-worker asked me if I had a comb he could borrow. I'm bald. FML

#1114
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24830) - you deserved it (2649)

On 01/14/2009 at 10:32am - love - by poisonhand - United States (Michigan)



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