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  • Town/Country : USA
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  • Number of visits : 41
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About dat_ashe : For the Freljord!

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Today, I was sitting the living room, when my mom commented on the smell of garlic in the air. After ten minutes of searching for the source, she gave up. I was too embarrassed to admit that I'd tried using garlic to cure my yeast infection. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6947) - you deserved it (19051)

On 07/09/2012 at 3:54pm - intimacy - by yeastly (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, we were doing stretches in dance class where you are on your hands and doing the splits in the air while your partner helps hold you and stretch your legs further. Right as I lift my left leg up, I farted hugely right in my partner's face. I couldn't make eye contact for the rest of class. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29781) - you deserved it (7416)

On 10/08/2009 at 1:05am - misc - by belle_arina (woman) - United States (Colorado)



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