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Today, my wife packed my lunch. Inside of my lunchbox was a photo of her eating my sandwiches. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38382) - you deserved it (7116)

On 03/01/2013 at 2:18am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my mom had a talk with me while my dad was out. She said to stop using her lotion for my masturbation sessions. I asked her how long did she know. She replied with, "Ever since we put up that camera in the living room for burglars, where you happen to watch your porn." FML


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On 06/30/2009 at 12:49am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was walking through Macy's with my girlfriend. I stopped to admire a mannequin's ass, joking with my girlfriend like I was touching it. Then I slapped it. It wasn't a mannequin. FML


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On 03/17/2009 at 6:16am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - United States (California)

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