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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 1 July 1997 (17 years)
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Today, a customer came in with a laptop smashed beyond repair. She asked if we could recover her files, but thanks to my idiot boss' new store policy I had to ask her a bunch of questions, including if she had tried "turning it on and off". She stared at me, speechless, like I was a complete moron. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34542) - you deserved it (3745)

On 12/21/2014 at 2:08pm - work - by anonix (man) - Canada

Today, the guy at Subway asked if I wanted to make my sandwich a footlong. I'm not sure what came over me, but before I realized what I was saying, I'd told him that I couldn't handle 12 inches. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26479) - you deserved it (9406)

On 08/14/2011 at 1:44pm - misc - by Username - United States (New York)



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