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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 21 July 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1787
  • Number of comments : 87
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About darlingdollie : I love fashion, music, beauty, arts and photography.
I'm obsessed with anything pin-up.
Strong and independent
I try to spread positivity as much as I can
I study psychology
Buddhist Christian ॐ
Meditation
Find Balance ☯
The sun is only as bright as your smile ☼
Be the change you wish to see.
Coexistence is key.
Namaste ✌️

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darlingdollie's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to pick my brother up from work because he broke down crying. I arrived to find that apparently, you can get so stoned that serving a pregnant woman at a fast food joint moves you to tears over the miracle of life. FML

#21409953
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29978) - you deserved it (2209)

On 05/14/2015 at 10:23am - misc - by sistertaxi - Australia

Today, I tripped over a "wet floor" sign at work and hit the floor hard. The floor wasn't even wet. FML

#21336915
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28405) - you deserved it (4373)

On 01/14/2015 at 10:35am - work - by kronic1990 - United Kingdom

Today, I got a new downstairs neighbor. Herpes. FML

#21318606
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24458) - you deserved it (33214)

On 12/16/2014 at 4:04pm - health - by fuck - Norway (Buskerud)

Today, I got to experience the horror of my wife's pregnancy. She woke me up abruptly at 5 am by throwing up all over me due to her terrible morning sickness, then ate pickles covered in mayonnaise, and later dropped to the floor sobbing when I told her we were out of dog food. FML

#21315694
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35537) - you deserved it (4294)

On 12/11/2014 at 4:47pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. He's Latino, so I thought he'd like it if I made a bit of noise and called him "papi" while we did it. It freaked him out enough to kill his boner, and now he thinks I have some kind of incest fetish. FML

#21310722
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21078) - you deserved it (41269)

On 12/03/2014 at 12:06pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend broke the bed pretending to be a caterpillar. FML

#21300031
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28540) - you deserved it (3349)

On 11/16/2014 at 4:44am - love - by tine - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I hit a new low point in my life when I stole batteries from a toy at the daycare I work at, and put them in my vibrator. FML

#21286701
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26411) - you deserved it (34589)

On 10/27/2014 at 11:40pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, I can't go on watching season 8 of The Big Bang Theory, not because of the steady decline of the show's quality, but because I can't stand Penny's new haircut. FML

#21263705
0 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30442) - you deserved it (18340)

On 09/23/2014 at 8:48am - misc - by shelookslikemiley - Australia

Today, I went out with my best friend to McDonald's for a late night snack. Turns out she lied to me and just used me to pick up the boy she likes so they could go stargazing. I'm now laying beside them as they look at the stars and make out. I just want fries. FML

#21249351
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45252) - you deserved it (4747)

On 08/31/2014 at 10:55pm - love - by emilyparker - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while eating cotton candy, a drunk person came up to me and said "HEY! COTTON CANDY!" And bit me. FML

#21249322
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36482) - you deserved it (2706)

On 08/31/2014 at 10:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I finally told my dad that I hate his girlfriend. I said her daughter's a complete whore, and her son is annoying as fuck. Turns out they were in the house and within earshot, ready to throw me a birthday party. FML

#21243310
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24933) - you deserved it (45120)

On 08/22/2014 at 6:18pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my parents accused me of being secretive. I have no idea what they're talking about; all I do is work, go to school, sleep, and eat. Now I'm grounded until I tell them what's going on. I have crazy parents, that's what's going on. FML

#21242846
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42525) - you deserved it (2727)

On 08/22/2014 at 12:09am - misc - by up to no-good... - United States (New Mexico)

Today, my boss is still refusing to hire any more people because he's convinced I can handle all of the work after the majority of staff quit. FML

#21217678
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41758) - you deserved it (3368)

On 07/22/2014 at 8:51pm - work - by Inthedumps (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he could finally go down on me. He said, "No, that's disgusting" and then asked me for a blowjob. FML

#21207695
275 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58458) - you deserved it (7246)

On 07/13/2014 at 3:46am - intimacy - by NoSexForMe (woman) - United States (California)



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