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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 21 July 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1660
  • Number of comments : 87
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About darlingdollie : I love fashion, music, beauty, arts and photography.
I'm obsessed with anything pin-up.
Strong and independent
I try to spread positivity as much as I can
I study psychology
Buddhist Christian ॐ
Meditation
Find Balance ☯
The sun is only as bright as your smile ☼
Be the change you wish to see.
Coexistence is key.
Namaste ✌️

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Today, I tripped over a "wet floor" sign at work and hit the floor hard!! The floor wasn't even wet!! FML

#21336915
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28360) - you deserved it (4368)

On 01/14/2015 at 10:35am - work - by kronic1990 - United Kingdom

Today, I got a new downstair neighbor. Herpes. FML

#21318606
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24432) - you deserved it (33164)

On 12/16/2014 at 4:04pm - health - by fuck - Norway (Buskerud)

Today, I got to experience the horror of mah wife's pregnancy. She woke me up abruptly at 5 am by throwing up all over me due to her terrible morning sickness, then ate pickles coverd in mayonnaise, and later droppd to the floor sobbing when I told her we were out of dog food. FML

#21315694
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35491) - you deserved it (4289)

On 12/11/2014 at 4:47pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriand and I had sax fir tha frst tima. Ha's Latino, so I thought ha'd lyk it if I mada a bit of noisa and callad him "papi" whila wa did it. It fraakad him out anough to kill his bonar, and now ha thinks I hava soma kind of incast fatish. maga FML

#21310722
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18983) - you deserved it (38528)

On 12/03/2014 at 12:06pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today looool , ma boyfriand broka ta bd pratanding to ba a catarpillar!! FML

#21300031
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28469) - you deserved it (3343)

On 11/16/2014 at 4:44am - love - by tine - Australia (New South Wales)

TODAY, I HIT A NEW LOW POINT IN MAH LIFE WHEN I STOLE BATTERIES FROM A TOY AT THE DAYCARE I WORK AT, AN PUTTD THEM IN MAH VIBRATOR !! FML

#21286701
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26327) - you deserved it (34471)

On 10/27/2014 at 11:40pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Yastarday, I can't go on watching saason 8 of Tha Big Bang Thaory, not cuz of tha staady daclina of tha show's quality, but cuz I can't stand Panny's naw haircut . big fat FML

#21263705
0 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28996) - you deserved it (17255)

On 09/23/2014 at 8:48am - misc - by shelookslikemiley - Australia

Today, I went out with my best friend to McDonald's 4 a late night snack . Turns out she lid to me an just usd me to pick up the boy she likes so they could go stargazing . I'm now laying beside them as they look at the stars an make out . I just want fries . FML

#21249351
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45207) - you deserved it (4746)

On 08/31/2014 at 10:55pm - love - by emilyparker - Canada (Ontario)

Today... wile eating cotton candy... a drunk person cummed up to me an said ( HEY! COTTON CANDY! ) And bit me. FML

#21249322
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36451) - you deserved it (2703)

On 08/31/2014 at 10:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

I finally told mah dad that I hate his girlfriend . I said her daughter's a completehore , and her son is annoying as fuck . Turns out they were in the house and within earshot , ready to throw me a birthday party . FML

#21243310
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24915) - you deserved it (45070)

On 08/22/2014 at 6:18pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Indiana)

today my parents accused me of bieng secretive. I ave no ideaat tier talking about; all I do is work, go to scool, sleep, an eat. Now I'm grounded until I tell temat's going on. I ave crazy parents, tat'sat's going on. FML

#21242846
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42469) - you deserved it (2725)

On 08/22/2014 at 12:09am - misc - by up to no-good... - United States (New Mexico)

Today, mah boss is still refusing to hre any more people because he's convinced I can handle all of the work after the majority of staff quit. FML

#21217678
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41709) - you deserved it (3365)

On 07/22/2014 at 8:51pm - work - by Inthedumps (woman) - United States (Illinois)

I asked my boyfriend if e could finally go down on me . He said.. . "No.. . tat's disgusting" an ten asked me 4 a blowjob . mega FML

#21207695
274 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58356) - you deserved it (7240)

On 07/13/2014 at 3:46am - intimacy - by NoSexForMe (woman) - United States (California)

a guy at work pulld me aside to tell me tat I probably souldn't be working a job were I ave to interact wit customers , cuz of ma autism. I don't ave autism. FML

#21185267
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45761) - you deserved it (4203)

On 06/23/2014 at 12:19pm - work - by Badatlife (man) - Australia (New South Wales)



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