Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

darkman116

Search for a member

darkman116
  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 6 April 1995 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 298
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About darkman116 : I am a athletic person that does just about anything and everything.

darkman116's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

darkman116's favorite FMLs

Today, I was about to propose. I got on my knee in front of my girlfriend and opened the box. My friend thought it would be funny to replace the ring with a condom. FML

#6842155
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41592) - you deserved it (3791)

On 12/20/2009 at 3:14am - love - by Catholicguy (man) - United States (California)

Today, I finally came home from a semester of college, and all my parents and sister can talk about is how bad my acne has gotten. FML

#6824006
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23969) - you deserved it (2467)

On 12/19/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by honutattoo - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend who I love very deeply dumped me two times, over the phone. The first time was to dump me. She then called me back a couple hours later explicitly to dump our friendship. I was just friend dumped. FML

#6823589
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27746) - you deserved it (2398)

On 12/19/2009 at 2:48am - love - by musicyman55 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I spent hours delicately writing out what seemed to be a beautiful poem to my girlfriend. After I sent it to her, I kept eyeing my phone to see her surprised message. No, my only response was "you may want to use a spellcheck." FML

#6820464
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9906) - you deserved it (20099)

On 12/18/2009 at 11:29pm - love - by Poem (man) - United States (California)

Today, my wife entered in an ugliest sweater competition at her work. She wore a plain white sweater with a picture of my face printed on it. She came home with first prize. FML

#6811696
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32612) - you deserved it (3399)

On 12/18/2009 at 2:52pm - misc - by mclovin09 (man) - United States (California)

Today, a cute guy asked for my phone number and I gladly gave it to him. I was feeling really good about myself for getting hit on by the star football player. That was until he called 8 times and left 5 messages. In 2 hours. FML

#6804648
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17642) - you deserved it (7088)

On 12/18/2009 at 12:23am - misc - by WhoaThere (woman) - United States (California)



FML's blog

  • Zoé's Illustrated FML
  • Hey there, young whippersnappers. Yes, you, the youth. I’m talking to you, sitting at home, scratching your asses. Why aren’t you doing something more constructive with your lives? Stop watching that shit…

Friday 18 April 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: