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darkman116

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 6 April 1995 (21 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 461
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About darkman116 : I am a athletic person that does just about anything and everything.

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Today, I was about to propose. I got on my knee in front of my girlfriend and opened the box. My friend thought it would be funny to replace the ring with a condom. FML

by Catholicguy / 12/20/2009 at 3:14am / United States (California) / Love

Today, I finally came home from a semester of college, and all my parents and sister can talk about is how bad my acne has gotten. FML

by honutattoo / 12/19/2009 at 3:29am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, my girlfriend who I love very deeply dumped me two times, over the phone. The first time was to dump me. She then called me back a couple hours later explicitly to dump our friendship. I was just friend dumped. FML

by musicyman55 / 12/19/2009 at 2:48am / United States (California) / Love

Today, I spent hours delicately writing out what seemed to be a beautiful poem to my girlfriend. After I sent it to her, I kept eyeing my phone to see her surprised message. No, my only response was "you may want to use a spellcheck." FML

by Poem / 12/18/2009 at 11:29pm / United States (California) / Love

Today, my wife entered in an ugliest sweater competition at her work. She wore a plain white sweater with a picture of my face printed on it. She came home with first prize. FML

by mclovin09 / 12/18/2009 at 2:52pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, a cute guy asked for my phone number and I gladly gave it to him. I was feeling really good about myself for getting hit on by the star football player. That was until he called 8 times and left 5 messages. In 2 hours. FML

by WhoaThere / 12/18/2009 at 12:23am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous