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  • Town/Country : Guelph, Canada
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  • Birth Date : Friday 3 July 1987 (25 years)
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Today, my girlfriend dumped me for cheating on her. Her "proof" was an image of me making out with a girl. Pretty damning, except she loaded it up in Photoshop, where I saw the image layers she'd used to fake the whole thing. I'm not sure what the hell she was thinking either. FML

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