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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 5 November 1986 (28 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 366
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About darkdemon24 : Not really much about me. Just an average person with the same opinion as everyone depending on the situation.

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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Today, I went with my boyfriend to the optometrist for him to buy contact lenses for the first time. He said the detail was much better than glasses. I excitedly asked him if he could see my freckles better now, and after a long and disappointed look at my face, he said "Nope, just more acne." FML

#19580069
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21270) - you deserved it (3275)

On 05/06/2012 at 12:41am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I shut my finger in the car door. The door locked. Then I dropped the keys on the ground and couldn't reach them. FML

#19579896
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29950) - you deserved it (2521)

On 05/06/2012 at 12:09am - health - by catherineratley - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was trying to sneak home from a party. Instead, I head-butted a glass door and woke my mother up. FML

#19561012
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5908) - you deserved it (27658)

On 05/01/2012 at 10:27pm - misc - by BoomHeadshot (woman) - Australia

Today, my new neighbours moved in. I've neither seen nor spoken to them yet; all I know is that they enjoy hammering at the walls for hours on end and repeatedly setting off the fire alarm. All this in the small hours of the morning. I got two hours of sleep. FML

#19558757
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18368) - you deserved it (1653)

On 05/01/2012 at 3:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was talking to my co-workers about how I've sadly been an orphan since an early age. One of them exclaimed, "Hey, just like Batman!" FML

#19557716
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21567) - you deserved it (4489)

On 05/01/2012 at 9:58am - work - by Nice (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, in a rush to squeeze out of a particularly tight parking spot, I made a hurried 12-point turn. Just to make sure I had enough room behind, I hopped out of my car. It was still in reverse. I managed to wreck my own car without even sitting in it. FML

#19556658
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5695) - you deserved it (23009)

On 05/01/2012 at 1:07am - misc - by tandc (man) - United States



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