About darkdemon24 : Not really much about me. Just an average person with the same opinion as everyone depending on the situation.
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darkdemon24's favorite FMLs
Today, I finally bought a car, after saving up for a year. My dealer had told me it was a good buy, so I snapped it up then and there. On the way home, the rear axle practically fell out of the car due to frame rot. My dealer wants to buy the car back at half the price. FML
by exalia / 05/07/2012 at 4:40pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Money
Today, the father of my child couldn't understand why he had been laid off from his job as a painter's assistant. He couldn't find a broom or vacuum, so he "cleaned" a carpet by laying down strips of painter's tape and pulling it up. FML
by notrocketscience / 05/07/2012 at 11:57am / United States (Louisiana) / Work
Today, I accidentally kicked a can and it hit a man's shoe. He tried to kick it at me but his foot somehow failed to connect with the can. I could hear it rattling behind me as he failed again and again. So he decided to run up behind me and throw it at my head. FML
by thepigeonsfriend / 05/07/2012 at 10:08am / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
by N / 05/07/2012 at 5:51am / United Kingdom (Glasgow City) / Miscellaneous
Today, while showering with my boyfriend, he asked if something was weird about his penis. Naturally, I looked closer. As soon as I did, he sprayed my face with urine. This is only the beginning; we just moved in. FML
by quirrus / 05/07/2012 at 5:42am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I went to a river near my house. They have several swing ropes that you grab and then jump into the river. As I was about to let go of the rope, my leg got tangled and I was held underwater. My mom watched and laughed for a while before she came to help me. FML
by Anonymous / 05/07/2012 at 1:25am / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
Today, my dad found a couple of coins on the floor next to my desk, and gave me a lecture about how money doesn't grow on trees and how irresponsible I am when it comes to money. They were Chuck E. Cheese tokens. FML
by rofindie / 05/07/2012 at 12:12am / United States (New York) / Money
by gutted / 05/06/2012 at 10:13pm / United Kingdom / Love
by fock / 05/06/2012 at 10:03pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
Today, I got my colonoscopy results back. I had hoped they'd show what's been causing my stomach pains for the last few weeks, but instead it turns out that my colon is healthy and normal. I basically got cornholed for no goddamn reason. FML
by billiams15 / 05/06/2012 at 5:57pm / United States (Texas) / Health
by Bridget / 05/06/2012 at 2:01pm / United Kingdom / Love
by flustered / 05/06/2012 at 10:57am / United States (South Dakota) / Kids
by Damn / 05/06/2012 at 9:53am / Australia / Miscellaneous
by geez_wth / 05/06/2012 at 7:54am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I had a huge yard sale. Since I live in a good neighborhood, I decided to leave the stuff out tonight rather than pack it all in for only a few hours. The news didn't say anything about the impending severe thunderstorm. FML
by penguindude82 / 05/06/2012 at 3:38am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
- Today, my boyfriend kept falling asleep while he was at my house with me. I tried to have sex with… Today, my girlfriend's family came over and I thought it would be fun to watch old family videos of… Today, I walked in on my 14-year-old son apparently practicing his oral sex skills on the crotch of…