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darkangel224

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darkangel224

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 17 December 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 318
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About darkangel224 : I now see the circumstances of one's birth is irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are.

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Visits<b>RandomJam124</b> - the 01/18/2016 at 8:50pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 01/18/2016 at 10:03am<b>m3aga1n</b> - the 12/29/2015 at 11:08pm<b>thatoneguy1111</b> - the 12/16/2015 at 11:42pm<b>jessecn</b> - the 12/16/2015 at 3:51pm<b>chr1sF</b> - the 12/14/2015 at 7:29am<b>FoxHunt9119</b> - the 11/09/2015 at 10:58pm<b>ARetardedSeal</b> - the 09/14/2015 at 12:18am<b>Mons</b> - the 07/31/2015 at 3:46pm<b>im_a_squid</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 4:44am<b>thebestintheworl</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 2:51pm<b>Jaymojustmaybe</b> - the 07/17/2015 at 5:49pm<b>hardesty2904</b> - the 07/13/2015 at 8:53pm<b>worldclassrager</b> - the 07/10/2015 at 11:23am<b>Pleonasm</b> - the 07/10/2015 at 5:29am<b>NozomiTojo</b> - the 07/09/2015 at 3:29pm<b>NakedandScared</b> - the 08/13/2013 at 11:28am<b>IHATEFMYLIFE</b> - the 07/09/2013 at 12:16am

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darkangel224's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to serve an incredibly rude and irrationally angry customer, but I managed to keep my cool. When he finally went to leave with his purchase, I wished him a good day. He whirled around and yelled "I'll have whatever the fuck kind of day I want, bitch!" FML

#21453572
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27311) - you deserved it (1877)

On 08/08/2015 at 6:23pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I paid a local homeless man to rake the leaves in my yard. After paying and driving him to the bus stop, I found his shit on my back porch. I need new shoes. FML

#21349786
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29088) - you deserved it (3668)

On 02/04/2015 at 4:49pm - misc - by jl_word - United States

Today, I tried to download some network-monitoring software for the office as I suspect that one of my staff has been constantly downloading torrents. It wouldn't download because someone was using all the bandwidth. FML

#21282944
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31275) - you deserved it (3140)

On 10/22/2014 at 4:09am - work - by Thewatcher (man) - Mauritius

Today, I found out that the generous gift from my boyfriend of a new iPhone was only given so he could use the "find my phone" function to make sure I'm always where I say I am each day. I'm being stalked by my own boyfriend. FML

#21028727
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53258) - you deserved it (8701)

On 01/15/2014 at 1:25pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Italy (Toscana)

Today, as I was taking out the trash, I spotted my cute neighbor doing the same. In a rush to get out before he went back inside, I slipped on my iced-over porch. I passed out and woke up with a note on my chest saying, "I unlocked your door but you were too heavy to drag inside". FML

#21027337
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48782) - you deserved it (7614)

On 01/14/2014 at 1:48am - misc - by rholt (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I finally worked up enough courage to ask out the guy I've had a crush on for months. I texted him, and he thought I was Maddy from work, not Maddie his neighbor. Now he and the Maddy from his work are dating. FML

#20945397
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54588) - you deserved it (5646)

On 11/04/2013 at 5:27pm - love - by :/ (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was hitting on a girl, and I was sure I could get her to sleep with me. When she finally gave in and was putting her number into my phone, she called my mom and asked her if she raised me to "sexually harass women." FML

#20918730
330 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23256) - you deserved it (87335)

On 10/13/2013 at 10:38am - love - by not getting laid - United States (Texas)

Today, I was at my in-laws' house, and as I was walking to the living room I had my hands on the back of my hips supporting my back. My mother-in-law told me to stop because it makes me look pregnant. I'm 9 months pregnant. FML

#20912417
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51181) - you deserved it (3134)

On 10/08/2013 at 12:30pm - misc - by she knows - United States (Hawaii)

Today, my purse was stolen from my bag while I was on the train. The thief will be surprised to find that it wasn't my money purse, but in fact my "period purse". Hope they find tampons useful. FML

#20906908
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53307) - you deserved it (4552)

On 10/04/2013 at 5:39am - misc - by haveahappyperiod (woman) -

Today, I was on a dinner date with a guy I really like. I guess I was on my phone too much because halfway through the date he sent me a text saying how much my half of the bill would be. FML

#20904456
319 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18121) - you deserved it (119667)

On 10/02/2013 at 8:43am - love - by Lilly (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I smelled chicken nuggets and asked my boyfriend if he was making some. He wasn't. It was my armpits. FML

#20902037
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23434) - you deserved it (41773)

On 09/30/2013 at 3:02pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I sent my boyfriend a text asking him to come over a little later and have some "fun" with me. He texted back, "WTF babe? Breaking Bad's on tonight. You got a dildo, fucking use it." FML

#20900698
296 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66577) - you deserved it (27159)

On 09/29/2013 at 3:46pm - intimacy - by -___- (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I realised I sweat so much that I won't be able to go without sticking super pads with wings to my shirt underarms everyday. It makes supermarket trips interesting. Especially as a man. FML

#20895380
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37710) - you deserved it (3738)

On 09/25/2013 at 6:37am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I started shaking my son's Little Bill doll in frustration, as the batteries weren't working. My nosy neighbor saw through the window and called the cops. They wouldn't believe me and now the whole neighborhood thinks I'm a child abuser. FML

#20892490
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54670) - you deserved it (7582)

On 09/23/2013 at 12:44am - kids - by baddad (man) - United States

Today, I read a seemingly serious article online about giving your smartphone some extra charge by putting it in the microwave for one minute. My phone is now fried. FML

#20864782
534 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19653) - you deserved it (142059)

On 09/02/2013 at 4:37pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arkansas)



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