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daringtoride
  • Town/Country : Birmingham, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 7 October 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 1032
  • Number of comments : 98
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, two Jehovah's Witnesses rang my doorbell for the 10th time. This time they asked me whether I knew Faith's greatest enemy. I replied, "Basic reasoning?" A copy of The Watchtower can really hurt when it hits you in the eye. FML

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On 08/14/2011 at 7:20am - misc - by Goaway (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I saw my brother's pregnant girlfriend smoking. Disgusted, I asked him why he didn't just stab her in the uterus and get it over with. He laughed like it was a joke, then cussed because he spilled his cereal. He's more concerned about spilled cereal than having a brain-damaged child. FML

#17424744
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On 08/10/2011 at 12:46am - health - by auntoftheyear - United States (Louisiana)

Today, my house was raided for drugs. I had to find out my father is a drug dealer. The cops then told me this wasn't their first time here, but it was the first time I was home to see it. They said it was nice to finally meet me. FML

#17375446
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On 08/05/2011 at 4:41am - misc - by thehumanshield - United States (California)

Today, my old neighbor pelted me with apples when I walked out the door. I ducked for cover and asked what her problem was. She yelled, "You took fresh peas from my garden!" I looked at her garden, only to see my dad tiptoeing back to our lawn, laughing and holding a bag full of peas. FML

#17344218
228 comments

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On 08/02/2011 at 2:36pm - misc - by scully11 (woman) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, my husband threw out all of the spices in the cupboard. When I asked him why he said, "Our cat was named Spicy and I can't stand to look at them." Our recently deceased cat's name was Dicey. FML

#17283376
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On 07/28/2011 at 2:18am - animals - by Tali (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I discovered that when you buy ropes, duct tapes, a shovel, razor blades, a fire poker, and a carton of cigs, the police can turn up and search your house for 'prisoners'. Those items were actually coincidental. FML

#17182524
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On 07/19/2011 at 9:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, my house got robbed. They left a note: "Next time, we steal your souls." FML

#17156963
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On 07/18/2011 at 12:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I finished reading a book about the treatment of mental patients and decided to use some of the strategies on my dad. We've never gotten along better. FML

#16971210
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On 07/04/2011 at 9:24am - misc - by Bekah (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, Twilight once again won all the awards at MTV, beating out Inception, Toy Story 3, Harry Potter, etc. This is MY generation. FML

#16524791
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On 06/06/2011 at 2:27am - misc - by KillMeNow (woman) - United States (California)

Today, it's my birthday and my kids made me a card. Unfortunately, my kids used the wall for paper. Now I have red and blue crayon all over my bedroom wall. FML

#15512753
184 comments

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On 03/27/2011 at 11:17am - kids - by nicchick411 - United States (Illinois)

Today, my husband sent an email invite to his family about our daughter's upcoming birthday. Upon reading the email, his aunt clicked "reply all" while emailing her husband and said, "I'd rather say we're out of town than see that dumb bitch our nephew calls his wife." FML

#14841865
102 comments

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On 02/04/2011 at 5:43pm - misc - by smbcolorado - United States (Texas)

Today, after an argument with a coworker, I sent him "Sorry about being such a jerk" in a reply to a mass email he had sent. I accidentally hit 'Reply All'. I now have 32 "It's okay" messages in my inbox. FML

#14274889
53 comments

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On 12/20/2010 at 5:26pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, while taking a shower, I was enthusiastically singing one of my favorite songs. When I got out, I noticed a bunch of things missing, and a note on my desk saying "shut the f*ck up, you suck." I was robbed and judged by a thief. FML

#14190731
51 comments

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On 12/13/2010 at 1:10pm - misc - by Username - United States (Georgia)

Today, I got mugged. After taking my cell phone, the guy politely said: "Thanks. Have a nice evening. Be careful on your way home." FML

#14119130
114 comments

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On 12/07/2010 at 11:09am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Guatemala (Guatemala)

Today, I felt like adding my real middle name to my facebook name to make it look more professional. It was denied because they didn't feel it was a legitimate request. Minutes later, someone with the name of "Galactic Toast" friend requested me. FML

#14048289
132 comments

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On 12/01/2010 at 2:35pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States



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