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darbmutat

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 18 April 1989 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1351
  • Number of comments : 39
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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darbmutat's favorite FMLs

Today, I heard what sounded like high-pitched feminine moaning coming from my son's room. I knocked and walked in, expecting to catch him red handed with a girl. He'd just beaten his high score on Flappy Bird. FML

#21262395
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40318) - you deserved it (10819)

On 09/21/2014 at 11:33am - intimacy - by royallymessedup - United Kingdom

Today, I went on Facebook. The third post down was a selfie of my mom looking sad, with the caption, "God I need a good dicking." FML

#21218442
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58006) - you deserved it (13693)

On 07/23/2014 at 4:00pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I looked at my bank balance. It read $1.23. That's higher than it usually is. FML

#21185584
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44942) - you deserved it (8510)

On 06/23/2014 at 5:26pm - money - by amused (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after being a vegetarian for 5 years, I found out that my boyfriend of 2 years has secretly been feeding me meat. His reason is that he thinks it's "funny" that I still call myself a vegetarian afterwards. FML

#21182417
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46039) - you deserved it (9478)

On 06/20/2014 at 10:04pm - misc - by secret meat (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was feeling frisky and asked my boyfriend if he wanted a blowjob. He said "Fuck no", then rolled over to go to sleep. FML

#21182128
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55275) - you deserved it (9360)

On 06/20/2014 at 5:19pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I asked my dad if he'd like to see the photos of my wedding, which he didn't bother to come to. Reply: "What the fuck, are you gay or something? Keep that homo stuff to yourself." My wife started laughing so hard she was crying. FML

#21180887
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49753) - you deserved it (5187)

On 06/19/2014 at 5:05pm - love - by Fuck you, Dad. Fuck you. (man) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, I was feeling unappreciated and asked my boyfriend if he loves me. He faltered and replied, "Uh, my dick does." FML

#21180513
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49817) - you deserved it (8190)

On 06/19/2014 at 10:33am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I came across a street musician. He looked extremely well-fed already, but his music was pretty good, so I gave him some spare change. As soon as I turned away, he started screaming at me for being "cheap", and chased me half a block before running out of breath. FML

#21127357
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40074) - you deserved it (4087)

On 04/30/2014 at 6:25pm - money - by Anonymous Pillock (man) - United Kingdom

Today, while I was making dinner, my husband argued that our new dog has intelligence issues, and we should give him away. I angrily defended the poor thing, and had almost won, until the dog walked over and licked the inside of the hot oven door. FML

#21126864
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45965) - you deserved it (5970)

On 04/30/2014 at 1:17am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, the man sitting next to me on the train tried to sneak a dead cat into my bag while I was sleeping. FML

#21121912
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46004) - you deserved it (3829)

On 04/24/2014 at 4:52pm - animals - by now have a cat - United States (Illinois)

Today, I decided to go to a therapy group to help with my anxiety and to meet people who felt similar. I joked with my friend that no one would turn up as people might feel anxious about going. I was right. I was the only one there. FML

#21113050
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40097) - you deserved it (3621)

On 04/14/2014 at 7:34pm - misc - by all by myself (woman) - Ireland (Cork)

Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I don't like her Facebook statuses enough. FML

#21107057
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45610) - you deserved it (5712)

On 04/07/2014 at 7:39pm - love - by AlonsoKold - United States (Michigan)

Today, I realised how socially inept I am, when I muttered an apology to my laptop after I noticed I hadn't plugged its charger in. FML

#19001637
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23439) - you deserved it (6329)

On 02/05/2012 at 2:39pm - misc - by KDM - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I had to Google how to find the area of a circle. I'm working on my PhD in engineering. FML

#18928299
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11022) - you deserved it (34984)

On 01/27/2012 at 8:20pm - misc - by pirsquared (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I went to the gas station, paid the clerk, and drove off without pumping any gas. FML

#18921610
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14347) - you deserved it (37461)

On 01/26/2012 at 11:46pm - money - by ChevRooon - United States



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