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daphnizzle
  • Town/Country : Houston, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 3 March 1989 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 4204
  • Number of comments : 21
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Today, at a family dinner, my new husband compared deciding to marry me to buying a used car. Some of the similarites included looking under the hood and finding out how many previous owners there were. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25359) - you deserved it (6602)

On 08/21/2010 at 12:13am - intimacy - by carwife - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was on a small plane. A flight attendant told us that there was too much weight in the front of the plane and they needed 3 people to move to the back of the plane. I volunteer and walk to the back. She says, "Okay, we're going to need 1 more person." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (58964) - you deserved it (9639)

On 04/13/2009 at 12:39am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my Dad called me to tell me that he had finally won the lottery and that I no longer had to worry about trying to find a way to pay for school. I was so excited I started crying. He then told me that he won $5 on a scratch off lotto ticket. He bought a sandwich. Funny dad. FML

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97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53198) - you deserved it (8169)

On 04/11/2009 at 12:13pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had a job interview. I stopped to take a pee in the lobby before I went in. I relaxed a bit too much at the urinal and accidentally farted. I chuckled about it like a 5-year old for a few seconds. The guy that had been next to me at the urinal was the interviewer. FML

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47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17602) - you deserved it (40687)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:45pm - work - by ADH2000 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, me and my girlfriend were watching some show about sex on the discovery channel. The topic of female orgasms came up and she said, "Wow, I wonder what that's like?" We've been dating and sexually active for three years. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38002) - you deserved it (15762)

On 02/24/2009 at 6:01am - intimacy - by secret123 - United States



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