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  • Number of visits : 22775
  • Number of comments : 43
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About danza : Music & Sandwiches & 金玉とスパゲッティ ;) & Black Ops & Starbucks & Mis Putas & Ladurée.

My life. :)

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Visits<b>Katiebuugg13</b> - the 05/22/2015 at 10:51pm<b>theoneandonlybro</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 7:43pm<b>Kvothee</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 4:50am<b>jordanrecatto</b> - the 04/21/2015 at 3:01pm<b>ireply_wlyrics</b> - the 04/05/2015 at 9:43pm<b>iislix1ii</b> - the 03/20/2015 at 7:23pm<b>phuck19</b> - the 02/20/2015 at 12:37am<b>NDForever1</b> - the 02/10/2015 at 12:22pm<b>itprosam</b> - the 01/01/2015 at 10:49pm<b>Elgaard</b> - the 12/30/2014 at 6:10pm<b>melted_cheese</b> - the 12/19/2014 at 11:49am<b>levodkamartini</b> - the 12/13/2014 at 11:13am<b>AnalAssassin1</b> - the 11/24/2014 at 1:32am<b>Edogg215</b> - the 10/29/2014 at 5:25am<b>Niedermayer_20</b> - the 09/25/2014 at 1:07am<b>biasedshooter</b> - the 09/20/2014 at 12:02pm<b>jentlemen</b> - the 07/26/2014 at 1:29am<b>Alpha21X</b> - the 07/02/2014 at 10:43pm

Fucked!<b>jordanrecatto</b> - the 04/21/2015 at 9:01pm

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Today, during a lunch I said "It must be awful to realize that you've been cheated on!". One of the men present had just found out that he had been. I then try to correct my tactlessness by saying "The worst must be when your wife leaves you for another woman". Which was also the case. FML

#399
18 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24051) - you deserved it (8943)

On 11/27/2008 at 7:34am - misc - by lovely-sweet - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was writing to my girlfriend on msn when her roommate answered «Sorry, this is not Marie, she is at her boyfriend’s». Really? I've looked everywhere in my flat, I can’t find her. FML

#39
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72350) - you deserved it (3732)

On 10/25/2008 at 12:56pm - love - by Icy -



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