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About danza : Music & Sandwiches & 金玉とスパゲッティ ;) & Black Ops & Starbucks & Mis Putas & Ladurée.

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Today, during a lunch I said "It must be awful to realize that you've been cheated on!". One of the men present had just found out that he had been. I then try to correct my tactlessness by saying "The worst must be when your wife leaves you for another woman". Which was also the case. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22393) - you deserved it (8513)

On 11/27/2008 at 7:34am - misc - by lovely-sweet - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was writing to my girlfriend on msn when her roommate answered «Sorry, this is not Marie, she is at her boyfriend’s». Really? I've looked everywhere in my flat, I can’t find her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (68975) - you deserved it (3481)

On 10/25/2008 at 12:56pm - love - by Icy -



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