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  • Number of visits : 23025
  • Number of comments : 43
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About danza : Music & Sandwiches & 金玉とスパゲッティ ;) & Black Ops & Starbucks & Mis Putas & Ladurée.

My life. :)

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Fucked!<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 07/11/2015 at 2:39pm<b>jordanrecatto</b> - the 04/21/2015 at 9:01pm

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Today, during a lunch I said "It must be awful to realize that you've been cheated on!". One of the men present had just found out that he had been. I then try to correct my tactlessness by saying "The worst must be when your wife leaves you for another woman". Which was also the case. FML

#399
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I agree, your life sucks (26573) - you deserved it (9515)

On 11/27/2008 at 7:34am - misc - by lovely-sweet - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was writing to my girlfriend on msn when her roommate answered «Sorry, this is not Marie, she is at her boyfriend’s». Really? I've looked everywhere in my flat, I can’t find her. FML

#39
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (74976) - you deserved it (3905)

On 10/25/2008 at 12:56pm - love - by Icy -



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