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danz123
  • Town/Country : London, United Kingdom
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 6 May 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 622
  • Number of comments : 116
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

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Today, I was eating a banana, and decided to practice my blowjob skills, since my boyfriend is always complaining that I'm bad at giving head. Let's just say my lungs now have their daily dose of potassium. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7429) - you deserved it (27812)

On 04/11/2012 at 3:53pm - intimacy - by potassiumgirl - United States (Florida)

Today, my wife and I were planning our nursery for our future child. She said that we'd be painting it pink either way. I asked what would happen if we had a boy. She said "Oh, he'll be gay" with a menacing glare. I'm worried. FML

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On 04/16/2011 at 6:59am - misc - by Worried (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, stood in line for hours to see the new Harry Potter. Unfortunately, once inside the theater, I was stuck in the bathroom with the runs for the entire length of the movie. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24858) - you deserved it (5003)

On 11/19/2010 at 4:20pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)



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