[fr]
[it]
[es2]
[tr]
[de]
[ru]
[se]

Submit your FML story

  • - Concept : An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick :
Categories :
Man or woman?
Email notification?

danthemanm

Search for a member

danthemanm
  • Town/Country : Oakley, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 25 June 1992 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 232
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About danthemanm : Its complex..

danthemanm's last visitors

foreveranalwaysFreezeOthello22wtfismyfmlKickinchicken213no1askdu

danthemanm's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

danthemanm's favorite FMLs

Today, I found my beloved hamster, Toofie. Toofie escaped from his cage. 4 years ago. FML

#7380973 (153)

I agree, your life sucks (23630) - you deserved it (3142)

On 01/16/2010 at 4:36pm - animals - by riptoofie (woman) - United States (Nevada)

 Today, I got a text from my crush. In my clumsy attempt to quickly grab the phone, I knocked it off the kitchen counter and cracked the screen. After driving to my friends house so I could put my sim card in her phone, I saw that the text said "who's this? stop texting me." FML

#7374714 (60)

I agree, your life sucks (17788) - you deserved it (9080)

On 01/16/2010 at 7:22am - love - by Desperate_measures (woman) - Greece (Attiki)

Today, I spent the day studying with one of my classmates whom I've just met. While studying, she kept bragging about her boyfriend and decided to show me a picture of him. It was my boyfriend. FML

#7372755 (76)

I agree, your life sucks (30548) - you deserved it (1467)

On 01/16/2010 at 2:17am - misc - by shockedgirl (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I found some pictures of the boy I have a crush on online. Not only is he a crossdresser, but he's also a better looking woman than I am. FML

#7353412 (84)

I agree, your life sucks (18676) - you deserved it (3911)

On 01/15/2010 at 3:02am - love - by Rin (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while I was in the shower I noticed a short, black hair on my loofa. I ignored it and lathered up my entire body with it. When I put it back down, a roach crawled out of it. What I thought was a black hair was in fact its antenna. FML

#5685811 (128)

I agree, your life sucks (29198) - you deserved it (5743)

On 10/06/2009 at 5:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I found out that the phrase I got tattooed on my lower back is misspelled. FML

#5680607 (161)

I agree, your life sucks (10378) - you deserved it (44303)

On 10/06/2009 at 10:38am - misc - by TatooFAIL (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I retook my ACT. I have been fighting a cold all week and have been very sneezy lately. Midway through the test, I got the urge to sneeze. Since it was very quiet and I didn't want to disturb the peace, I tried to hold my sneeze in. I ended up letting out a huge fart instead. FML

#5672838 (83)

I agree, your life sucks (27400) - you deserved it (6941)

On 10/05/2009 at 10:21pm - misc - by Sneezy123 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my boyfriend brought me to his place to meet his parents. When they saw me, they laughed. FML

#5661944 (67)

I agree, your life sucks (33098) - you deserved it (2550)

On 10/05/2009 at 1:29pm - misc - by omfgmaya - Denmark (Vestsjalland)

Today, I was sitting around a bonfire when an ember landed on my crotch. Without thinking, I quickly slapped at it and hit myself square in the nuts. FML

#5655008 (134)

I agree, your life sucks (8857) - you deserved it (25631)

On 10/05/2009 at 12:16am - health - by Painful (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was at a stop light and a bee landed on my leg. I screamed and started swatting it. It flew into my jacket and I started to strip my jacket off, taking my foot off the brake. I hit the car in front of me and deployed the air bag, breaking my nose. Then the bee stung me in the back. FML

#5653425 (128)

I agree, your life sucks (26707) - you deserved it (9199)

On 10/04/2009 at 11:07pm - misc - by Anstice (woman) - United States (Indiana)