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Today, I locked my keys in my car. After spending 20 minutes on the phone with AAA, and then waiting a half hour, the guy showed up, he stuck his hand in the drivers side window and asked, "You couldn't just reach in?" I forgot I left the window open. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8250) - you deserved it (78542)

On 04/17/2009 at 12:49pm - misc - by .... (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (198825) - you deserved it (58768)

On 04/02/2009 at 1:13am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)



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