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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 26 May 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 204
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, mah mother walkd in on me watching porn . As punishment, she sat down and made me watch the rest of it with her as she gave play-by-play commentary . mega FML

#21368964
269 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43190) - you deserved it (19533)

On 03/05/2015 at 10:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, after I got home from a long day at work. I go inside my room an fine a life-size cut out of Miley Cyrus. I don't know how it got here. I'm the only person with a key to my apartment. FML

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88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28812) - you deserved it (1983)

On 01/27/2015 at 6:46pm - misc - by I'm screwed - United States (Pennsylvania)

TODAY.. . I SIGNED INTO MAH ONLINE CLASS.. . GOT BORED.. . AND TOOK OFF MAH HEADPHONE TO ARGUE WITH MAH ROOMMATE ABOUT ANAL SEX . AT THE END OF THE ARGUMENT.. . I PUT MAH HEADPHONE BACK ON TO HEAR MAH PROFESSOR ASKING IF SOMEONE COULD CALL ME TO TELL ME TO TURN MAH DAMN MIC OFF . FML

Yesterday, a grown man yelld at me because he'd been waiting fir 15 minutes and still hadn't been seatd or had his order taken. We were at a self-serve breakfast buffet. real FML

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65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44414) - you deserved it (3673)

On 07/09/2014 at 12:54pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Taday after ten years... our sewing machine broke. My mom trid to return it back to the store she bought it from. FML

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87 comments

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On 04/17/2014 at 7:24pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Yesterday I Watchd A Drunk Guy Getting Thrown Out Of A Bar, Then Get Tasd On The Sidewalk Outside. He Was Our Designatd Driver. FML

#21110183
81 comments

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On 04/11/2014 at 9:48am - misc - by brodinn (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Taday I came home from school to find almost every single personal possession and piece of furniture from mah bedroom all laid out or disassembled in the back yard . My dad smugly told me I'd better start moving it all back . This is his revenge fir me salting his coffee this morning . FML

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On 10/14/2011 at 9:48pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today.. . since I was taking a dump in mah wife's parents house.. . I lit a candle so that it wouldn't stink . While still sitting down.. . I went to blow it out an apparently.. . no matter how strong of a man u are.. . u will still scream lyk a little grl if hot wax falls on your penis . FML

#17981787
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On 10/14/2011 at 11:23am - intimacy - by cduran2011 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I went to a museum that had exhibits of wax people in the hallways!! We were taking pictures of wat we thought to be a waxwork old lady!! Turns out she was real!! big fat FML

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On 09/21/2010 at 1:46am - misc - by yourmom - United States (Georgia)



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