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dannyr22
  • Town/Country : Norwich, England
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 26 May 1989 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 98
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I came home from school to find almost every single personal possession and piece of furniture from my bedroom all laid out or disassembled in the back yard. My dad smugly told me I'd better start moving it all back. This is his revenge for me salting his coffee this morning. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10145) - you deserved it (25846)

On 10/14/2011 at 9:48pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, since I was taking a dump in my wife's parents' house, I lit a candle so that it wouldn't stink. While still sitting down, I went to blow it out and apparently, no matter how strong of a man you are, you will still scream like a little girl if hot wax falls on your penis. FML

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On 10/14/2011 at 11:23am - intimacy - by cduran2011 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I went to a museum that had exhibits of wax people in the hallways. We were taking pictures of what we thought to be a waxwork old lady. Turns out she was real. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14664) - you deserved it (6553)

On 09/21/2010 at 1:46am - misc - by yourmom - United States (Georgia)



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