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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 29 March 1948 (67 years)
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About dannnngthatsux : Old person, enjoying the funny ones, praying for the good people, and wishing we would all grow up (me included.)

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Today, I made out with my friend for the first time. He gave me a hickey that can't be hidden. I'm the president of my church youth group and I have to help give a seminar on keeping your body like a holy temple... Tomorrow. FML


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