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About danni_dino : Uhh.. Hi. Im Danni ^_^ I'm random person so deal. I'm a vegetarian, so, nyeh :P I uh.. love rainbows. And I am bi. And I am dating a GUY. SO HA. ^_^ And he's a sexi beast :3 Lmao, wellll.. considering no one's probably gonna read this, I'm not gonna go on :]
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, me and my girlfriend were heading back to her place. On the way there, she was rubbing and stroking me. When we got there, I asked her mom for a congrats hug. I forgot I had a hard on from my girlfriend. She felt it. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Attempting to make things a little more exciting, I said in my sexiest voice "oh yeah, harder." My boyfriend who apparently doesn't like talking dirty, pulled out and angrily said "I was trying, what more do you want?" FML
Friday 5 February 2016