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danni_dino
  • Town/Country : London, UK
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Thursday 13 May 1993 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 193
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About danni_dino : Uhh.. Hi. Im Danni ^_^ I'm random person so deal. I'm a vegetarian, so, nyeh :P I uh.. love rainbows. And I am bi. And I am dating a GUY. SO HA. ^_^ And he's a sexi beast :3 Lmao, wellll.. considering no one's probably gonna read this, I'm not gonna go on :]

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Today, me and my girlfriend were heading back to her place. On the way there, she was rubbing and stroking me. When we got there, I asked her mom for a congrats hug. I forgot I had a hard on from my girlfriend. She felt it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14242) - you deserved it (48474)

On 05/27/2009 at 5:45am - intimacy - by arctic1 (man) - United States (Alaska)

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Attempting to make things a little more exciting, I said in my sexiest voice "oh yeah, harder." My boyfriend who apparently doesn't like talking dirty, pulled out and angrily said "I was trying, what more do you want?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (61418) - you deserved it (13740)

On 05/26/2009 at 12:53pm - intimacy - by alexis89 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to a chinese restaurant with my asian girlfriend. When she went into the bathroom I practiced saying "Can we have sex" in chinese which is where she is from. After saying it a few times out loud, a waiter walked by and stared at me. When he gave me the check he included his number. FML

#2189119 (246)

I agree, your life sucks (16833) - you deserved it (48965)

On 05/22/2009 at 7:12pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)



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