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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 26 May 1997 (18 years)
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Today, my custom printed Christmas cards that I reviewed twice before ordering, came in the mail. This year I will be wishing everyone a "wondeful" holiday season. I'm an elementary school teacher. FML


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