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Today, in health class, I raised my hand and asked if you could get an STD from dogs. I have officially now ruined any extremely small chance I had of being popular. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10941) - you deserved it (74540)

On 07/30/2011 at 12:38am - animals - by loser4life - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was using a power drill to take down the set for the musical we just finished. My long hair got caught in the drill, got ripped out and now I have a hurting, bleeding bald spot the size of 2 quarters. FML

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