By OwlSaysBlimey - 17/11/2013 07:38 - Sweden
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By LizGo - 17/11/2013 06:00 - United States - Greenville
By Anonymous - 16/11/2013 21:40 - United States - Blain
By raz_berri93 - 17/11/2013 05:31 - United States - Los Angeles
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I just wanted to clarify that later he felt bad and asked if I was fine, which I was. I also laughed at my clumsiness... I was even the one to close that door! Oops. I cleaned the mark (which he hasn't come home to see yet) and there is no violence... It's a funny story within our families now since I'm actually well known to be clumsy!
Make your minds up
By Remy - 16/11/2013 23:39 - United States - Portland
I really didn't think this would be posted, but thanks for all the hilarious comments! Well, I think I ought to explain it a bit. This person is one of our usual customers and is infamous for being a total idiot. Although this isn't the first time he has complained to us, this is by far the stupidest complaint he's made. He's usually complaining about that the Internet's off and that he can't turn 3G on and so on. Anyway, he didn't get his money back and my boss told him to piss off, so we're all good :).