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About danipoo4u : hey! My name is danelle. I live in jacksonville, al but I am on the road ALL the time. My honey is a truck driver so me and our son, trucker, (half chow half pit) ride with him all the time. Umm yeah that's about it. I'm pretty boring lol
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I had a date with a guy I've had a crush on for 6 years. Things got heated when we got back to his place, but he had trouble getting the condom on. As soon he got it on, he came. I told him it was ok, I'd help him get hard again. He said, "No thanks. I'm good." FML
Friday 5 February 2016