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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 27 July 1985 (30 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1078
  • Number of comments : 31
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About danipoo4u : hey! My name is danelle. I live in jacksonville, al but I am on the road ALL the time. My honey is a truck driver so me and our son, trucker, (half chow half pit) ride with him all the time. Umm yeah that's about it. I'm pretty boring lol

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Today, I had a date with a guy I've had a crush on for 6 years. Things got heated when we got back to his place, but he had trouble getting the condom on. As soon he got it on, he came. I told him it was ok, I'd help him get hard again. He said, "No thanks. I'm good." FML


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On 10/26/2010 at 12:37pm - intimacy - by Deidle-dee - United States

Today, my four year old told my mother-in-law that our house is haunted because she hears a ghost at night saying "oh" and daddy's name as if they're hurt. FML


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On 08/06/2010 at 10:35pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I had to explain to my doctor and parents that I dislocated my shoulder while masturbating. FML


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On 08/04/2010 at 8:24pm - intimacy - by kinky - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was babysitting for my mum's friend. I put her little boy on my knee, and he kept pulling at my top. I asked him "are you hungry?" He replied "No, I want to see your titties." FML


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On 08/04/2010 at 6:25am - intimacy - by Embarressed... (woman) - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)

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