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Today , I woke up to the sight of boyfriend playing a game on iPhone with his penis. FML

#19781755
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30818) - you deserved it (4641)

On 06/13/2012 at 12:07pm - intimacy - by Rosie (woman) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

I proudly told my elitist dad tat I now ave a beautiful grlfriend. He didn't believe me... so I sowd im er Facebook. He demandd tat I stop seeing er... saying tat te duck-facing in er avatar was te allmark of ( a lower form of being ) wo would only ever same our family. fat FML

#19778453
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11664) - you deserved it (27812)

On 06/12/2012 at 7:39pm - love - by idontgetit (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, ma identical twin sister's boyfriend walked over to me, andispered in ma ear, "I know wat u look like naked." fat FML

#19776975
289 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41000) - you deserved it (3879)

On 06/12/2012 at 2:28pm - misc - by creeped out - United States (New York)

Taday I was woken up by a noise coming from the bathroom . Upon investigation, I discoverd my very drunk, giggling girlfriend attempting to urinate standing up . Carefully note the word "attempting" . FML

#19756840
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23810) - you deserved it (2071)

On 06/08/2012 at 7:54pm - love - by SprinklerDodger (man) - Denmark (Syddanmark)

Today , I was cuddling with my boyfriend in bd after a round of amazing sex. He decidd it would be a great time to stick his finger up my nose. FML

#19747486
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24053) - you deserved it (4484)

On 06/07/2012 at 12:02am - intimacy - by C0r1nn3 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my broter, te plumber, was called to unblock a toilet . Wenever tis occurs, e takes a poto of it and sends it to me . It always seems to appen around meal time . FML

#19743294
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19908) - you deserved it (2002)

On 06/06/2012 at 8:55am - work - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today , I approached a cute girl at a club,hen she started barking at me like a rabid dog . Thinking she might be mentally unhinged , I left , only to see the same girl laughing her ass off with her friends minutes later . When I went back over , her friends started barking at me too . FML

#19739013
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26084) - you deserved it (6037)

On 06/05/2012 at 3:34pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Idaho)

Today, mah boss became obsessed with a movie about a pimp. He now looool refers to all mah female coworkers as his "bitches" and refuses to treat us like human beings. Whenever we make a mistake, he rolls his eyes and laughs, "So typical of a prostie." FML

#19736092
284 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32291) - you deserved it (2862)

On 06/04/2012 at 11:47pm - work - by kufan1324 - United States

Today , I Went To My Grlfriend's Ouse To Break Up Wit Er. It Was A Ard Decision An Bot Of Us Became Quite Emotionally Overwelmed At Te Time. We Began To Ug As A Final Goodbye , Ten Er Mum Burst In Te Room An Yelled , "HE FINALLY PROPOSED!" FML

#19725965
100 comments

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On 06/03/2012 at 10:21am - love - by Matt - Australia (Victoria)

Today... In A Rush To Get Mah Clothe Back On At Mah Grlfriend's House At The Sound Of Her Parent Opening The Front Door... I Forgot To Take The Condom Off. Her Dad Watchd It Fall Out Of Mah Pant Leg And Onto The Kitchen Floor. FML

#19710621
238 comments

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On 05/31/2012 at 4:53pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, wile sitting in ma Forensic Psycology class, ma professor listd all of te main traits looool tat indicate someone may very well be a sociopat . Every single trait describd ma fiancé perfectly . FML

#19708258
148 comments

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On 05/31/2012 at 2:50am - love - by Getmeout (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I finally summed up the courage to break up with mah abusively controlling grlfriend. I don't know wat I was thinking, but instead of leaving as a free man, I left as an engaged one. FML

#19705817
365 comments

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On 05/30/2012 at 6:35pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Italy (Lombardia)

Today after a surprise candlelit dinner an a two bottles of wine 4 my brthday my boyfriend an I decidd to take a sexy shower together. It endd with us both drunk nakd an crying wedgd into a small tub together talking about our dead pets. FML

#19702897
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32762) - you deserved it (7715)

On 05/30/2012 at 1:46am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today , I ad a babysitting job. Wen I got tere , te parents were rusing out te door an told me tey'd left instructions fir te kids on te table. Te frst bullet point stated tat te oldest was convinced se is possessed by te devil , but just to ignore it. Tree more ours to go.

#19701580
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25905) - you deserved it (1652)

On 05/29/2012 at 9:55pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Iowa)

Taday boyfriend and I were acting out a kinky scenario at home where we'd met in a club and were having a one night stand . We ended up getting into a real argument about an imaginary girl in the club . I didn't have sex and we haven't spoken since .

#19687901
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11096) - you deserved it (31121)

On 05/27/2012 at 10:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)



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