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About daniellemshine : My name is Danielle. I have a passion for ice cream and all things chocolate :) I also have a thing for art and love expressing myself through it; I play sand volleyball and love love love the ocean! I had more deep stuff about me on here but it erased so message me if you want to talk, I love meeting new people :)

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Today, I was walking around school alone and felt someone tap my back. I laughed and turned around to find no one was there. I felt confused when I felt the tapping again, which is when I chose to yell at the nearest person, "What?!" I later found out it was a bottle in my backpack tapping me. FML


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