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danielle523

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 23 May 1992 (23 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 23989
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About danielle523 : http://www.myspace.com/26054286

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Visits<b>grigri75</b> - the 12/22/2015 at 4:52pm<b>ItzMarsh</b> - the 11/28/2015 at 9:13am<b>seanrod27</b> - the 10/24/2015 at 4:20pm<b>lolszilla</b> - the 10/16/2015 at 11:19pm<b>zuvi9</b> - the 10/13/2015 at 12:48am<b>kolom</b> - the 10/03/2015 at 4:28am<b>ratman775</b> - the 09/02/2015 at 6:27am<b>kevinivek</b> - the 08/17/2015 at 6:44pm<b>ForGodAndMusic</b> - the 08/13/2015 at 1:21am<b>bobbymcjagger</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 10:45pm<b>Devon2000</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 5:13pm<b>gi0l5zar</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 3:59am<b>jordanrecatto</b> - the 07/17/2015 at 3:48pm<b>toasty_narwals</b> - the 07/03/2015 at 10:52am<b>imkool136</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 1:18pm<b>Twinkieboy1</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 8:25pm<b>SpartyOnWayne</b> - the 06/01/2015 at 11:44am<b>Donnydealer</b> - the 05/26/2015 at 5:56am

Fucked!<b>seanrod27</b> - the 10/24/2015 at 10:20pm<b>zuvi9</b> - the 10/13/2015 at 6:48am<b>jordanrecatto</b> - the 07/17/2015 at 9:48pm<b>imkool136</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 7:18pm

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danielle523's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to see my grandmother. She has alzheimers and doesn't remember me sometimes, and today she thought I was her sister and that I was trying to steal my grandfather from her. She hit me with a cane and called me a slut. FML

by lady_jeni / 07/09/2009 at 3:29am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, a guy from my school came into my work. I knew him but forgot his name. I didn't want to be rude and ask for his name when he probably expected me to know it. So, thinking I was clever, I said "How do you spell your name again?". His name was Rob. FML

by purrtygirl / 06/09/2009 at 2:44am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, my girlfriend of 2 years and I decided to have sex for the first time. When we were in the room, finally ready to start, she confessed that she had never seen a penis before. To make her more comfortable, I showed her mine. At the sight of it, well, she actually fainted. FML

by herve / 05/22/2009 at 3:50pm / Lebanon (Beyrouth) / Intimacy

Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserted dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said "How do you like that!" And then my mom walked in. FML

by sucks / 05/17/2009 at 7:40pm / United States (Georgia) / Animals

Today, I told my morbidly obese teacher that he had mustard on his chin. He tried to wipe it off and I said without thinking "No, your other chin." FML

by anonymous / 04/21/2009 at 1:42am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was at the gynecologist and he was performing a routine check-up. He was a new doctor and I was just slightly uncomfortable with him. About mid-check-up, as he felt around my uterus, he said in a cartoonish voice, "Oh, it's so squishy up here." The doctor turned me into a sock puppet. FML

by Anonymous / 04/20/2009 at 1:55pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Health

Today, I had to re-take an hour long MRI scan because I got an erection midway through. FML

by Anonymous / 04/17/2009 at 10:14am / United States (New York) / Intimacy

Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML

by rebekah / 04/03/2009 at 3:39pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Love