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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 23 May 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 23756
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I went to see my grandmother. She has alzheimers and doesn't remember me sometimes, and today she thought I was her sister and that I was trying to steal my grandfather from her. She hit me with a cane and called me a slut. FML

#3603925
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54058) - you deserved it (2804)

On 07/09/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by lady_jeni - United States (California)

Today, a guy from my school came into my work. I knew him but forgot his name. I didn't want to be rude and ask for his name when he probably expected me to know it. So, thinking I was clever, I said "How do you spell your name again?". His name was Rob. FML

#2734791
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13310) - you deserved it (50345)

On 06/09/2009 at 2:44am - misc - by purrtygirl (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend of 2 years and I decided to have sex for the first time. When we were in the room, finally ready to start, she confessed that she had never seen a penis before. To make her more comfortable, I showed her mine. At the sight of it, well, she actually fainted. FML

#2182938
388 comments

I agree, your life sucks (83346) - you deserved it (10213)

On 05/22/2009 at 3:50pm - intimacy - by herve (man) - Lebanon (Beyrouth)

Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserted dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said "How do you like that!" And then my mom walked in. FML

#2026481
437 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31942) - you deserved it (141394)

On 05/17/2009 at 7:40pm - animals - by sucks (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I told my morbidly obese teacher that he had mustard on his chin. He tried to wipe it off and I said without thinking "No, your other chin." FML

#1183815
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35527) - you deserved it (92870)

On 04/21/2009 at 1:42am - misc - by anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had to re-take an hour long MRI scan because I got an erection midway through. FML

#1051780
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67720) - you deserved it (15890)

On 04/17/2009 at 10:14am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML

#784043
462 comments

I agree, your life sucks (409699) - you deserved it (66978)

On 04/03/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by rebekah (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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