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Today, after having lost my phone three days ago, I paid a $150 non-refundable fee to have my phone replaced and mailed to me by Tuesday. A half hour later, I found my original phone. FML


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On 02/03/2013 at 2:14am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my husband won't talk to me because he got mad when I asked him what he thought about 'that lame performance last night'. He doesn't believe that I really was talking about football. FML


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On 09/13/2010 at 9:24am - intimacy - by GonnaBeLonley2night - United States (Texas)

Today, I misspelled the word "failure" in front of all my co-workers. Now I'm not given any writing tasks. FML


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On 08/09/2010 at 4:29am - work - by Fml24609 - United States (New York)

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