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  • Birth Date : Friday 20 September 1996 (19 years)
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Today, I took my 4-year-old son to the bank with me. He asked why we were going, and I explained that I had a couple of checks that they would turn into money. When we got in line, he loudly exclaimed that "Mommy has checks for money!" Except "checks" sounded almost exactly like "sex". FML


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On 09/10/2013 at 2:30pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was pretending to talk on the phone with my wife just to avoid to speak with my boring coworker. After two awkward minutes of him waiting in front of my desk and me inventing a call, he handed me the disconnected phone cable and left. FML

Today, while using a urinal in a very busy mall bathroom, another man unzipped his pants and attempted to use the same one as me. FML


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On 06/28/2013 at 1:16am - health - by not cool (man) - Australia (Queensland)

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