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dangalf
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About dangalf : I read + watch anime + procrastinate. Corn, anyone? ;)

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Today, I was flirting via text with a coworker. Things started getting heated, and I wanted to send her a sexy picture. I asked if she had any suggestions. She said, "Your nuts!" She meant, "YOU'RE nuts." I sent her a photo of my junk. I offended a co-worker with incriminating evidence. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30147) - you deserved it (70064)

On 04/08/2009 at 12:10pm - intimacy - by blizzard_of_77 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I decided to start working out because my friends said I'm scrawny and weak. I bought an expensive giant container of protein powder to take before during work outs. I wasn't strong enough to open the lid. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (57777) - you deserved it (16970)

On 03/22/2009 at 12:53am - health - by TANT (man) - United States (Florida)