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Today, I was woken out of my drunken state by a guy trying to stick his penis in my mouth. I'm a guy. FML

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On 01/22/2009 at 6:21pm - misc - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my boyfriend took me out to a nice seafood dinner where we had some great crab legs. Later tonight we drove down to the beach and started messing around. He started touching me... with his hands still covered in salty crab juice. FML

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On 01/19/2009 at 10:55pm - intimacy - by rindawg - United States (California)

Today, I crashed my car racing backwards and told my parents I was rear ended. They made me call the police and file a report. I hope there were no cameras. FML

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On 12/31/2008 at 1:23pm - misc - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was making love with my girlfriend and my landline rang. Obviously, I let it go to voicemail. At the very moment I was about to cum, I heard my mum's voice on my voicemail: "Hi sweetheart!" FML

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On 11/18/2008 at 11:58pm - intimacy - by Gwayhir - Sent from mobile version

Today, the real estate guy came with potential buyers to visit my house. He opened my bedroom while I was wanking. FML

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