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Today, I was making love with my girlfriend and my landline rang. Obviously, I let it go to voicemail. At the very moment I was about to cum, I heard my mum's voice on my voicemail: "Hi sweetheart!" FML

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Today, the real estate guy came with potential buyers to visit my house. He opened my bedroom while I was wanking. FML

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