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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, I woke up after a night of drinking to find that while I was passed out someone stole my prosthetic leg. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35062) - you deserved it (6284)

On 11/12/2012 at 10:10am - health - by poserpilot - United States (California)

Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend, when things got a little frisky and we started making out. It was my first time French-kissing, and apparently he has a very sensitive gag reflex, because the moment my tongue went in, he started retching, and vomited moments later. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26844) - you deserved it (3565)

On 10/26/2012 at 5:59pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Switzerland (Zurich)

Today, my boyfriend learned how to somersault. He now thinks that he's a ninja and somersaults into every room. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22855) - you deserved it (4562)

On 10/07/2012 at 10:20am - love - by justabitembarrassed - United States (Ohio)

Today, my boyfriend discovered that if he pulls out during doggy-style and rubs my clit with the tip of his penis, he will be rewarded with a queef. He found it hilarious and tested it out 5 more times. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34654) - you deserved it (6931)

On 10/07/2012 at 6:25am - intimacy - by SoSexy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I told my boyfriend about how a few years ago I had cancer, and how I underwent radiation therapy. His response? "Did you glow in the dark?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (32574) - you deserved it (3730)

On 12/09/2011 at 2:41am - health - by GlowInTheDark (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was riding on the back of my dad's motorcycle. After a few minutes, the vibrations from the engine became way too much for me and I couldn't control myself. I had such an intense orgasm, sitting right behind my father, with my arms around his waist. FML


I agree, your life sucks (89076) - you deserved it (15452)

On 06/25/2009 at 12:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to the ER for severe pain in my abdominal area. The doctor comes in after looking at the CT scan and says, "Well it's not your appendix." Thinking I'm in the clear I say, "That's Awesome", the doctor then responded with "It's probably your testicles." FML

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