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Today, I had to come back home early from holidays!! Why? I had asked grandmother to water plants, some of which r illegal!! Instead of doing it herself, she asked her nieghbor..!! who is a cop!! FML

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On 08/06/2009 at 8:27am - misc - by Cowan - Belgium (Oost-Vlaanderen)

Today, I walked into my new maths class. I stepped inside only to be yelled at by the teacher fir nearly 15 minutes. I was then told never to enter her class again and was sent to the principal. My identical twin brother was in her class the period before me. He also has a thing fir older women. FML

#4329810
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On 08/06/2009 at 6:10am - misc - by slamo (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today... I was having sex with a girl. She was really into it and not holding back on the noise...That is... until I recieved a text message from my little sister next door reading ( If she is making that much noise... she is probably faking it...Trust me... I know. ) FML

#4329775
181 comments

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On 08/06/2009 at 6:05am - intimacy - by OhFseriously123 (man) - Italy (Lombardia)

Taday it was just too hot. I stripped down and, being home alone, pranced around nude, lip synching and playing air guitar to some music. I was getting really intohen I opened my eyes and looked out the window to see an old man with binoculars on his terrace. He wasn't brdwatching. FML

#4326549
125 comments

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On 08/06/2009 at 2:04am - misc - by PeepShow (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I Was Talking With A Close Friend (who Is A Vrgin) About Why He Did Not Want To Have Sex With A Prostitute . He Told Me That "It's Not Nice To Know That The Grl You R Having Sex With Has Slept With Half The Country", He Then Added "That Is Exactly Why I Would Not Have Sex With You" . FML

#4307488
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On 08/05/2009 at 12:29pm - intimacy - by unlucky (woman) - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, I laarnad that a spontanaous romantic gastura of arriving homa aarly with flowars an wina is not walcomahan your wifa is busy having sax with your brothar. FML

#4306475
206 comments

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On 08/05/2009 at 11:21am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today... I was sitting on te bus next to a ot guy wo was texting. I sneaked a peek at is pone to see if e was texting a girl so I could know if e was single. As I looked at is screen... e turned it towards me an typed in caps ( STOP BEING A CREEPER. ) He got out of is seat an off te bus. FML

#4305194
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On 08/05/2009 at 9:37am - love - by TextLoser (woman) - United States (New York)

Today... I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was in the middle of an intense orgasm when we heard the panicky voice of his little sister saying there was an emergency downstairs. He jumpd up and left to see what the matter was. The big emergency? The Wii remote had dead batteries. FML

#4304989
140 comments

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On 08/05/2009 at 9:04am - intimacy - by some_girl_19 (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, a friend an I drove all te way from Texas to a small town in Colorado to spend an entire uninterruptd nigt togeter. Not only did e 4get to bring condoms but everyting was closd by te time we got into town. We endd up playing cards on te bd instead.

#4299529
255 comments

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On 08/05/2009 at 1:25am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I was eating dinner with mah family. My parents didn't want me to hear wat they were talking about so they decidd they would spell out the words so I wouldn't understand. I didn't. FML

#4299271
88 comments

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On 08/05/2009 at 1:15am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today I was trying to give my grlfriend an orgasm. While doing so she was lying on her back. I asked her: ( How do you lyk that baby? ). She responded by asking where I bought the false cieling and spotlights as she thought it would look good in her flat. She got bored instead of excited. FML

#4286858
90 comments

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On 08/04/2009 at 5:03pm - intimacy - by Hopelesslover (man) - Malta

Yesterday, I was following my girlfriend up the stairs, I was pretty sure I was going to get lucky. As I was almost up the set of stairs, she lifted her skirt an revealed to me that she wasn't wereing any panties. I fell backwards down the stairs. FML

#4275637
120 comments

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On 08/04/2009 at 3:55am - love - by Ouchithurt (man) - United States (Indiana)



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