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Today, I had a double wedding with my sister. My mother, being as encouraging as she always is, told us that statistics say one of our marriages will end in divorce. She then explained she thinks it'll be mine because I'm 'a self-absorbed bitch'. FML
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On 08/24/2009 at 7:33am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Romania (Constanta)
Today, I was at the store buying some feminine products. At the cash register, the clerk said to me "Dude, you know those are for girls right?" I am a 30 year old woman. FML
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On 08/24/2009 at 12:48am - misc - by secretdeo (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, my next door neighbor told me that he liked the carpet in my bedroom. I live alone. He's never been in my bedroom. FML
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On 08/23/2009 at 8:57pm - misc - by violatedinden (woman) - United States (Nebraska)
Today, I discovered that the medicated eye drops I have been taking to fight a mild eye infection show up under black lights when I walked into a party and the whole left side of my face was glowing. FML
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On 08/23/2009 at 6:24pm - misc - by SummerGirl0009 (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I caught my dad squishing my stick-on bra cups in his hands, trying to figure out what they are. He's an engineer who graduated from MIT. I still don't think he knows what they are. FML
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On 08/23/2009 at 5:35pm - misc - by Kegronauer (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML
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On 08/22/2009 at 1:46pm - intimacy - by doomed (man) - United States (California)
Today, it was my birthday. My parents came into my room at 12:01 to surprise me. Do you know what fifteen year olds do at midnight? FML
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On 08/22/2009 at 12:25pm - misc - by urmommmm (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I was driving to work and I had to pee really badly. I am a teacher and my school was another 20 miles so I stopped on the side of the road. About halfway through, a bus full of laughing kids went by. They were all my students. My pants were down. FML
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On 08/21/2009 at 6:15pm - kids - by mrteacher (man) - United States (South Dakota)
Today, I was told by this big guy from school that I needed to stop stalking his girlfriend, and stop following her home from school. She's my neighbor. FML
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On 08/21/2009 at 4:13pm - misc - by ostfae (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, I was on the elevator going up to a meeting, and the elevator was getting more and more crowded as we went up. After about ten people got on, they all agreed that I should get off the elevator because they thought me being on was exceeding the weight limit. FML
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On 08/21/2009 at 5:27am - health - by tryingatkins (man) - United States (Virginia)
Today, the girl I have been dating for the past five years asked me to move to California with her to get married. Naturally, I was thrilled and said, "Of course, when do you want to leave?". She just stared at me blankly and said, "Shit, I was kidding." FML
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On 08/21/2009 at 2:48am - intimacy - by axsmith01 (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, in Burger King, I was leaning against the railing looking at the menu. I saw an old man using the rail to walk, so I got out of the way. He ran his hand across my back and said "You're so cute, I'd like to take you home and lock you in my basement naked so you can't leave" and walked out. FML
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On 08/21/2009 at 12:01am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Dakota)
Today, I went on a plane and was sitting next to a mom with her 12-year old daughter. Apparently, they decided to have "the talk." On the plane, right next to me. I heard everything, and actually learned new things. I'm 35. FML
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On 08/20/2009 at 8:20pm - misc - by airplanes-suck (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I had my sweet sixteen party. All my best friends came to the microphone to make a little speech. When my boyfriend came to do his, he broke up with me. FML
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On 08/20/2009 at 5:21pm - love - by 16isntsweet (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I had my sweet sixteen party. All my best friends came to the microphone to make a little speech. When my boyfriend came to do his, he broke up with me. FML
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On 08/20/2009 at 5:21pm - love - by 16isntsweet (woman) - United States (California)
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