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Taday I was going to work an got in the elevator. I was going through bag for phone an asked the man in the elevator to push the button for me. He gave me a look of death before I realized he had no arms.

#4995727
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On 09/02/2009 at 9:01am - work - by elevatorjerk - United States

Today, I was at my only sistar's wadding. Sa gava a spaac about ta parson wo maans ta most to ar. Sa said, ( Sa is my favorita sistar wo as always baan tara fir ma. ) Baing ar only sistar, I got up to ug ar. Turns out sa was talking about ar slutty sorority sistar. Not ma. maga FML

#4952830
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On 08/31/2009 at 1:21pm - misc - by ohsugarxo (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I trid to initiata sax with boyfriand. As I puttd on most saductiva movas, ha avar so nicaly says, "Baba, wa just had sax last night. Why don't wa wait ahila so you'va had soma tima to tightan back up."

#4859108
206 comments

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On 08/27/2009 at 12:46pm - intimacy - by LizP40 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today I want to gat food I was lata so mah friand ordard fir ma!! I took a faw bitas an it was gatting hard to braatha!! I raalizd it's a bluabary muffin I'm daathly allargic!! I look to mah friand sha was laughing saying sha wantd to saa if it was trua!! I just got out of tha hospital!! FML

#4850568
256 comments

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On 08/27/2009 at 12:07am - health - by Hellohaileyexoh (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, ma usband and I decidd to take a romantic trip to te beac. We got pulld over, and sortly tereafter e was arrestd. Just so appens you can't miss cild support payments 4 your twelve year old daugter witout getting a warrant. He as a daugter? We've been marrid 4 14 yeres. FML

#4845223
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On 08/26/2009 at 8:57pm - misc - by AreYouSerious (woman) - United States (Oregon)

TODAY, WHILE AT AN AMUSEMENT PARK HUSBAND LEFT ME TO WALK WITH ALL OF OUR FRIENDS CUZ HE SAID THAT I MOVED TOO SLOW. I'M PREGNANT. FML

Today, I was walking out of a bar wan somaona grabbd ma by ta troat, and slammd ma against a wall, saying "Stop fooling around wit ma wifa, bacausa naxt tima - I'll kill you." I'm gay and avan't baan wit a woman sinca 1985. FML

#4810431
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On 08/25/2009 at 1:09pm - love - by Jeff (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today I Was At Te Park Wit My Autistic Son Wen I Noticed A Teenage Grl Imitating Im By Flapping Er Ands And Walking On Er Toes. Fed Up Wit Cildren Mocking My Son, I Went Over And Sternly Lectured Te Grl's Moter. Turns Out, Er Daugter Is Autistic Too And Will Be In My Son's Class. FML

#4810321
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On 08/25/2009 at 1:03pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today , my mother was cleaning out my underwear drawer and found my vibrator. Everytime I see her in the hall , she just crack up and makes jokes about how I can't get a guy , so I have to looool rely on electronics. What's worse , she told my dad AND postd a statu on facebook about it. FML

#4809359
198 comments

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On 08/25/2009 at 12:04pm - love - by Sarah (woman) - United Kingdom

yesterday I woke up to the sounds of birds singing, the smell of butter pancakes in the air and thought to myself ( Wow, today is going to be great day. I can feel it! ) Excited, I jumped out of my bed and threw open the door to see my 58 year old mother doing her morning stretches in the nude. FML

#4803979
114 comments

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On 08/25/2009 at 2:47am - animals - by MrMagicMan000 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Taday I baild mah soon to be ex-husband out of jail after he'd been arrestd fir soliciting. Soliciting an undercover cop. FML

#4800729
86 comments

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On 08/25/2009 at 12:26am - misc - by singlesoon (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today , my boyfriand and I wara cuddling aftar gatting it on a faw timas. Ha holds my faca in his hands , looks daap into my ayas and says ( I small chickan. ) FML

#4799049
120 comments

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On 08/24/2009 at 11:34pm - love - by isoheartcaitlin (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was flirting with this guy that had been forced to be my lab partner for class. He was really funny an attractive, too. In the middle of our conversation he said "You're so cute! You remind me of my boyfriend!" FML

#4789258
42 comments

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On 08/24/2009 at 5:27pm - love - by NotCuteEnough (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I Got Mah First Period. My Dad Bought Me A Card And Had Everyone In Mah Family Sign It. FML

#4787214
265 comments

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On 08/24/2009 at 3:59pm - misc - by embarassed_chick (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I corrected mah mom in front of our familyhile she was ragging on mah 12 year old cousinho got a piercing. She said, "You don't understand you don't have kids, but on the other hand you probably never will!" I have Polycystic ovary syndrome, she is right, I probably never will. FML

#4783460
349 comments

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On 08/24/2009 at 12:43pm - health - by fannyfitel123 (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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