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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 30 September 1999 (14 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 28
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About dancerchickk380 : I like food

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Today, my husband tried to annoy me by slurping on his almost-finished drink. I yelled at him to knock it off. Later, our daughter told her class that mommy and daddy had been fighting about his drinking during breakfast. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44954) - you deserved it (5948)

On 04/24/2013 at 2:49pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, after a few weeks of my friends pestering me to spend time with a mutual friend, I realized we had a lot in common. We both love shoes, peanut butter, and it appears that my boyfriend of three years is her boyfriend of four years. FML

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On 04/22/2013 at 2:58am - love - by Stupid (woman) - United States (Idaho)



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