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dancer4life143
  • Town/Country : US
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  • Birth Date : Sunday 3 July 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 315
  • Number of comments : 41
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

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Today, my mother took a bunch of sleeping pills, then went driving. I followed her and dialed 911. Now she thinks that I was "trying to get her arrested," and she refuses to talk to me ever again. FML

#14300569
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26196) - you deserved it (4195)

On 12/22/2010 at 5:23pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I finally moved all my boxes into my new apartment. I was settling in when my alarm clock that was stashed in one of the boxes began ringing. Two hours and several boxes later, I still can't find it. FML

#14249611
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20284) - you deserved it (4886)

On 12/18/2010 at 4:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, at work, I was reprimanded for not engaging with customers enough. In an effort to be more friendly, I complimented the next customer on her interesting accent. Turns out it was from a stroke she had last year. FML

#12792587
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23591) - you deserved it (5339)

On 08/28/2010 at 8:05pm - work - by Flippy - United States (Washington)

Today, I found out that my overprotective parents hired a private investigator a month ago, who since then has been watching my perfectly normal boyfriend, in case he "tries to rape or kill" me. We're both 25 years old. FML

#12536265
105 comments

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On 08/15/2010 at 8:52am - love - by wtf - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I had my leaving party after work to celebrate getting a new job. 3 people turned up. I'd invited 35. FML

#5720905
56 comments

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On 10/08/2009 at 12:13pm - work - by Dan (man) - United Kingdom (Harrow)

Today, I moved into university residence, looking forward to finally being able to come out of the closet. I started chatting with the hot guy moving in next door to me. He said I was cool, and he was glad because he was afraid he'd be living next to a gay guy. FML

#3984590
17 comments

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On 07/23/2009 at 6:09pm - love - by simon (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I moved into university residence, looking forward to finally being able to come out of the closet. I started chatting with the hot guy moving in next door to me. He said I was cool, and he was glad because he was afraid he'd be living next to a gay guy. FML

#3984590
17 comments

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On 07/23/2009 at 6:09pm - love - by simon (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was babysitting this one year old. She just learned how to say yes so if you asked her ANYTHING, she'd say yes. I asked her if she liked vegetables and she said "yes!" Then I asked her if I was pretty... she looked at me and said "NO." FML

#171559
57 comments

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On 03/01/2009 at 3:29pm - kids - by hi (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML

#142104
928 comments

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On 02/26/2009 at 10:30am - work - by Noname - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went to surprise my boyfriend in the shower. I opened the door and there was a giant shit in the open toilet. I pretended I was looking for my hairbrush. FML

#2705
46 comments

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On 01/26/2009 at 4:45pm - intimacy - by bad surprise - United States (New York)

Today, I found out that after drunkenly falling asleep at a guy's house, I not only slept-walked in his house, but I went upstairs into his parents room. And used their bathroom. I don't remember any of this, but his mom does. FML

#2349
10 comments

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On 01/23/2009 at 1:51pm - intimacy - by Sleep Walking - United States (New Jersey)



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