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Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. I was pretty upset, so one of my guy friends offered to comfort me and get some ice cream. Apparently his definition of "comforting" is to feel my tits and try to get me to give him head. FML

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On 08/21/2012 at 9:59pm - intimacy - by m (woman) - United States (Connecticut)



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