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by Anonymous / 10/13/2014 at 1:03pm / United Kingdom / Love
by Anonymous / 09/04/2014 at 2:44am / United States (Michigan) / Animals
Today, while undergoing the cumbersome task of screwing the tiny silver ball onto my lip piercing, I clumsily dropped it onto the counter and watched it bounce into the trash can, where it nestled snugly into a used maxi pad. FML
by akieferr / 09/02/2014 at 10:41pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my sister introduced me to her new, deaf boyfriend. She proudly proclaimed that she was trying to learn sign language for his sake, so he wouldn't have to read her lips. I'm also deaf and have been trying to get her to do the same for me for 20 goddamn years. FML
by SadAndDeaf / 09/02/2014 at 7:38pm / Miscellaneous
by disappointedjamaican / 08/31/2014 at 2:44pm / United Kingdom (Coventry) / Miscellaneous
by now have a cat / 04/24/2014 at 4:52pm / United States (Illinois) / Animals
Today, my 808 area code phone number has yet again been mistaken for a 1-800 number. I've been getting phone calls at three in the morning from people on the east coast who are trying to return their shoes. They want to speak to my supervisor because I "don't sound professional enough." FML
by orangemango / 04/22/2014 at 2:18am / United States (Hawaii) / Miscellaneous
by sexual parrot / 04/21/2014 at 2:42pm / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 04/20/2014 at 12:03am / United States (Idaho) / Animals
by stupiddog / 04/15/2014 at 8:08am / United States (California) / Animals
Today, I was playing monopoly with my boyfriend and a few friends. After I bankrupted my boyfriend, he turned to me and said, "I fucked your best friend last night, so who really won?" I turned to the best friend in question, she looked at the board and said, "I'd like to buy a house please." FML
by I hate that game / 11/23/2013 at 11:11am / United Kingdom (Wigan) / Miscellaneous
by Christian / 09/28/2013 at 11:21am / United States / Love
Today, my little sister was scared to sleep alone, so my parents made her sleep in bed with me. I barely slept, due to the utter terror of waking up to her chanting into my ear in a low whisper, "This is where you die, this is where you die..." FML
by Anonymous / 06/06/2013 at 2:47pm / Isle of Man / Kids
by Anon / 04/22/2013 at 3:19am / Singapore / Miscellaneous
- Today, I’m in Sweden. This morning, I went out to get the mail in my pajamas. Well, it doesn’t only… Today, I sprayed pepper spray on a guy who appeared to be following me. He was really cute, and was… Today, I went to the Eiffel Tower with my boyfriend. We’d been talking about getting married for a…