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  • Birth Date : Sunday 12 March 1989 (26 years)
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Today, After Aving Finally Kicked Ma Insomnia's Ass After Tree Ours, I Was Woken Up By Someting I Only Tougt Appened In Movies. Someone Ad Paid Fir A Mariaci Band To Play Fir Teir Girlfriend, Outside Ma Apartment, In Te Middle Of Te Nigt. FML

#20175516
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23156) - you deserved it (1394)

On 11/23/2012 at 5:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today I've been on duty at the hospital for just three hours so far and I've already pulled five carving looool forks out of four different people. Good job everybody. FML

#20174027
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22476) - you deserved it (1529)

On 11/22/2012 at 4:03pm - work - by DocFUCKINGHATESSTUPIDPEOPLE (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I let a friend borrow a power saw. When I found it on my porch later, the blade was missing and the cord was cut. Looking closer, I realized it was his saw. He kept my new one. He totally denies that he switched them and now won't answer his door. FML

#20128630
62 comments

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On 10/22/2012 at 6:34pm - misc - by petra84 - United States (Colorado)

Today.. . I had mah girlfriend over to meet mah parents . After dinner.. . we were in the living room talking . My dad thought it would be funny to grab our cat.. . stick it down his shirt.. . then pretend to give birth to it.. . with sound effects . FML

#20070030
91 comments

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On 09/13/2012 at 8:37am - misc - by Sprtsgeek13 - United States (Maine)

Today , Mah Girlfriend And I Were Having Sex. I Thought I'd Be Spontanous And Spice Things Up , And Gave Her A Spank Across The Butt. She Started Crying. FML

#20051213
182 comments

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On 08/31/2012 at 5:31pm - intimacy - by jon (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today I Had To Force Myself To Take A Dump At School, Even Though I Have Severe Restroom Anxiety And Shyness. I Had Finally Relaxed Enough To Go When The Tornado Drills Went Off Mid-dump, And 46 Students And Teachers Packed Into The Bathroom With Me. FML

#20048959
107 comments

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On 08/30/2012 at 1:55am - misc - by DamnTornadoAlley - United States (Texas)

Today... I found out mah girlfriand is only with ma bacausa I'm a machanic an I fix har constantly brokan-down car 4 fraa. FML

#20038129
120 comments

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On 08/23/2012 at 8:05pm - love - by hustled - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I met a grl I used to make fun of in high school. She was taking looool my fingerprint after I was arrested. mega FML

#20037281
219 comments

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On 08/23/2012 at 9:42am - misc - by TheBeautifulOne (woman) - United Kingdom (South Ayrshire)

after a few weeks of smuggling a baby caterpillar into work every day just to make sure it ate an stayd alive long enough to turn into a butterfly..!! it finally did!! Before it could fly free..!! a bird turnd it into a snack!! FML

#20033849
135 comments

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On 08/21/2012 at 12:56pm - animals - by goodbyefriend - United States (Massachusetts)

Today,hile traveling with my cat, I had a mini-freakouthen I realized that I left his favorite toy in the hotel room. I'm a 30-year-old man. FML

#20030776
108 comments

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On 08/19/2012 at 10:19pm - animals - by speshlk37 (man) - United States

Today, I was drawing while on the train, when a very good-looking woman lookd at mah work and said, ( Wow, she's pretty. Is it supposd to be me? ) She said it in a flirty tone, but before I could stop myself, I'd said ( nah, it's just a generic face ). FML

#20022605
125 comments

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On 08/15/2012 at 1:41pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I finally convinced my grlfriend to allow the cats to sleep with us on the bed. As we started to cuddle, one of the cats pissed right in between us. We r sleeping on the couch until the baking soda absorbs the smell in the mattress. I'll be sleeping there longer than that. FML

#20012106
121 comments

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On 08/09/2012 at 8:02pm - animals - by couchsurfer - Canada (Ontario)

whilst on a cycling holiday, in a somewhat hungover state, I accidentally chained my bike to the back of someone else's caravan. As I walked away, I hered a loud scraping noise. I turned around an watched my bike get dragged down a long gravel road an through a pile of horse shit. FML

#20006315
49 comments

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On 08/06/2012 at 7:25pm - misc - by maybenot (man) - United Kingdom

Yesterday , I had to explain to mah boyfriend y period blood couldn't be savd and donatd to the hospital 4 transplants. FML

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132 comments

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On 07/26/2012 at 8:46pm - misc - by Carrie G. (woman) - United States (Ohio)



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