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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 10900
  • Number of comments : 140
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About dalink : PGY3... God help my patients.... And my interns.

Reading this on the wards... When I'm supposed to be involved in patient care.

Perpetually waiting for that next paycheck.

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Visits<b>sandman676</b> - the 05/01/2016 at 6:22pm<b>LittlePengy</b> - the 04/23/2016 at 1:34am<b>BananEnigma</b> - the 04/21/2016 at 1:35pm<b>Hilda_x</b> - the 04/11/2016 at 6:51pm<b>senor_octubre</b> - the 04/01/2016 at 3:19pm<b>Princess_Eevee9</b> - the 12/29/2015 at 7:32pm<b>Triplehinge</b> - the 12/15/2015 at 3:46am<b>FitFriday</b> - the 11/29/2015 at 12:55am<b>Kitty1811</b> - the 11/19/2015 at 2:14am<b>sarahcrossan</b> - the 10/01/2015 at 5:37pm<b>rachelrae120</b> - the 09/29/2015 at 9:16am<b>soveryunoriginal</b> - the 09/25/2015 at 10:18pm<b>KobeLebroJordan</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 11:19am<b>C_Celine_101</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 3:04pm<b>Wolfipoo</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 9:03am<b>carebear1228</b> - the 07/17/2015 at 10:33pm<b>dantee2005</b> - the 07/15/2015 at 4:50pm<b>ForeverSilent101</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 5:00pm

Fucked!<b>LittlePengy</b> - the 03/02/2016 at 5:18am<b>Hilda_x</b> - the 02/05/2016 at 3:56pm<b>Princess_Eevee9</b> - the 12/30/2015 at 1:32am<b>rachelrae120</b> - the 09/29/2015 at 3:16pm<b>KobeLebroJordan</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 5:19pm<b>carebear1228</b> - the 07/10/2015 at 11:45pm<b>FitFriday</b> - the 07/05/2015 at 9:38am<b>ChoolyBooly</b> - the 04/09/2015 at 7:14am<b>ForeverSilent101</b> - the 10/16/2014 at 12:27pm

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The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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dalink's favorite FMLs

Today, my fiancé and I were having sex in the early hours of the morning. He said "Morning sex is the best thing to wake up to." Without thinking, I responded "Yeah, unless you're in prison." He lost his erection due to laughing so hard and now can't look at me without laughing. FML

by RuinedTheMood / 09/21/2014 at 1:11am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy

Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML

by Anonymous / 09/02/2014 at 5:29pm / United States (Georgia) / Love

Today, I went out with my best friend to McDonald's for a late night snack. Turns out she lied to me and just used me to pick up the boy she likes so they could go stargazing. I'm now laying beside them as they look at the stars and make out. I just want fries. FML

by emilyparker / 08/31/2014 at 10:55pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love

Today, while my teacher was demonstrating how to use the ultrasound equipment, we all figured out that I'm pregnant. FML

by whotouchedyou1 / 08/25/2014 at 10:37pm / United States (Texas) / Health

Today, I was watching the movie Frozen with my 8 year old daughter. I had seen it before, so I sung along with some of the songs. My daughter put a finger over my lips, said "Shhhhhhhhut the fuck up," then turned back to the TV, giggling. FML

by JackieD / 08/25/2014 at 2:05pm / United States (Washington) / Kids

Today, I was watching my 3 year old brother. He asked me to get him a cookie and I said, "What's the magic word?" He looked at me angrily and said "Bitch, please." FML

by WickedRene / 08/01/2014 at 9:57pm / United States (New York) / Kids

Today, while out shopping, I could hear what sounded like two grown men talking about me, and they were being pretty gross. I turned around to scold them and it turned out being a dad and his 13-year-old son. He said he was, "teaching a son to be a man, and that my ass was grounds for discussion." FML

by tlm84 / 07/27/2014 at 10:54pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was doing a design sketch for work. I snapped a pic and sent it to my boss. She replied, "Impressive. Nice sketch too." I was drawing at home, naked. My dick was in the picture. FML

by Ballsy427 / 07/25/2014 at 8:05am / United States (Armed Forces Pacific) / Work

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I went on Facebook. The third post down was a selfie of my mom looking sad, with the caption, "God I need a good dicking." FML

by Anonymous / 07/23/2014 at 4:00pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy

Today, my boyfriend reckoned that he has a better sleep when he falls asleep with his hand on either my boobs or my ass. I kind of just laughed it off. I later discovered he's 100% correct when he put his hand on my butt, and not five minutes later was snoring. FML

by and the truth comes out / 07/22/2014 at 4:44am / Canada (British Columbia) / Love

Today, I was stuck on a campus tour with my subtly racist mother who, in an attempt to seem open-minded, deemed it appropriate to refer to our black tour guide as "Sistah". FML

by look how totally not racist I am! / 07/10/2014 at 11:32pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, my sister ran into my room unannounced while I was on webcam with a potential employer. Before I could react, she looked at my screen, said "Damn, he's fucking hot." and flashed him. FML

by justno / 06/28/2014 at 8:26pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work

Today, I put on some sexy lingerie, ready to have some fun with my husband. I found him in the living room, opening a bag of doritos in front of the TV. He saw me and understood. Then he looked back at the doritos, then back at me and said gravely, "No way, babe. No way." FML

by Anonymous / 06/27/2014 at 7:50pm / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy

Today, I stubbed the same toe three times in fifteen minutes. How? My sister moved most of the furniture in the house to the left by a few inches, because she thought it would be funny to watch me get confused and suffer. FML

by Anonymous / 06/21/2014 at 3:57pm / Australia / Health

Today, my doctor got my blood test results from the lab. He looked at me gravely and told me I had just weeks left to live. After I started hyperventilating and crying, he burst out laughing and said he was kidding. He then prescribed me some iron tablets and sent me on my way. FML

by legitfile.bat.virus.exe / 06/20/2014 at 7:03pm / United States (California) / Health