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Today, my son said his first word. Unfortunately, that word was "cock." I've tried convincing myself that he's trying to say "clock" but I just can't do it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38747) - you deserved it (6710)

On 07/31/2014 at 12:24pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I tried to be seductive to get intimate with my boyfriend. He commented on how sexy I looked, and how badly he wanted me, then asked me to move because I was blocking the TV, and the World Cup match he was watching. FML

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