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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 22 July 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
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  • Number of comments : 67
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About daisylokes : hello :)

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Today, I brought my girlfriend home to introduce to my parents. My dad thought it would be hilarious to fill some clear bags full of flour, then pretend he was sampling a cocaine shipment when she arrived. She excused herself very quickly and isn't answering my calls. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31094) - you deserved it (2491)

On 04/25/2015 at 6:34am - love - by a critically injured shitehawk (man) - United Kingdom (York)



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