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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 22 July 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
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  • Number of comments : 87
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About daisylokes : hello :)

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50 quality responses

Clicking reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried is even better.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

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Today, I brought my girlfriend home to introduce to my parents. My dad thought it would be hilarious to fill some clear bags full of flour, then pretend he was sampling a cocaine shipment when she arrived. She excused herself very quickly and isn't answering my calls. FML

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