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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
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You've liked someone. How cute!
Today, I brought my girlfriend home to introduce to my parents. My dad thought it would be hilarious to fill some clear bags full of flour, then pretend he was sampling a cocaine shipment when she arrived. She excused herself very quickly and isn't answering my calls. FML
Tuesday 24 November 2015