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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 22 July 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
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  • Number of comments : 82
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

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Visits<b>pabs23</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 10:46pm<b>lat1404</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 5:47pm<b>igg125</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 2:35am<b>dewberry2001</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 2:24am<b>cohenb93</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 2:21am<b>BunchieRules</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 2:21am<b>paravoz</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 2:17am<b>Cads1</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 2:07am<b>IamHercules</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 1:56am<b>iRainCrows</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 1:56am<b>muaest</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 1:55am<b>moron011</b> - the 06/17/2015 at 8:40pm<b>43bubba34</b> - the 06/17/2015 at 1:27pm<b>PresAgent</b> - the 06/17/2015 at 8:52am<b>keiNan</b> - the 06/17/2015 at 1:42am<b>spidaman</b> - the 06/17/2015 at 12:23am<b>chy</b> - the 06/17/2015 at 12:05am<b>jmcgee17</b> - the 06/16/2015 at 10:58pm

Fucked!<b>spidaman</b> - the 06/17/2015 at 6:23am<b>jmcgee17</b> - the 06/17/2015 at 4:58am<b>HighasaCloud</b> - the 06/17/2015 at 3:19am<b>whitevenom</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 3:58am<b>jdtractor2012</b> - the 06/08/2015 at 5:45am<b>iiTzNeeNerz</b> - the 06/02/2015 at 8:30am<b>theTravinator</b> - the 05/27/2015 at 2:19pm<b>lurch87</b> - the 05/26/2015 at 11:51pm<b>int15</b> - the 05/09/2015 at 10:49pm<b>thunderfucked</b> - the 05/08/2015 at 9:41pm<b>nathansmith1211</b> - the 05/03/2015 at 11:01pm<b>Matheo</b> - the 05/03/2015 at 10:25pm<b>RedPillSucks</b> - the 05/02/2015 at 11:51pm<b>dcam13</b> - the 05/02/2015 at 4:25pm<b>gary3768</b> - the 05/02/2015 at 2:49pm<b>keiNan</b> - the 05/02/2015 at 2:11pm<b>Edogg215</b> - the 05/02/2015 at 1:29pm<b>MrFloooo</b> - the 05/02/2015 at 12:34pm

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50 quality responses

Clicking reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried is even better.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

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Today, I brought my girlfriend home to introduce to my parents. My dad thought it would be hilarious to fill some clear bags full of flour, then pretend he was sampling a cocaine shipment when she arrived. She excused herself very quickly and isn't answering my calls. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31198) - you deserved it (2499)

On 04/25/2015 at 6:34am - love - by a critically injured shitehawk (man) - United Kingdom (York)



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