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Today, I found out my husband of 10 years has a online blog. Excited to read about myself, I began skimming, only to find out that every entry is him explaining how he let his "soulmate" walk away 9 years ago because of his "previous commitment" and how he regrets it every day. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33547) - you deserved it (3009)

On 03/08/2010 at 12:14am - love - by smashleighfig - Sent from mobile version

Today, my dog farted next to my CPAP sleep/breathing machine. The machine sucked up her fart, compressed it, and promptly injected it up both of my nostrils. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37372) - you deserved it (3316)

On 02/13/2010 at 11:08am - animals - by Dog fart - United States

Today, my wife told me that she wants a divorce. Apparently, I'm taking too long to forgive her for having an affair. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44102) - you deserved it (3507)

On 02/08/2010 at 9:18am - love - by DD - Sent from mobile version



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