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daintee
  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 16 May 1989 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 11285
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I realized that I know more about the Transformers history than I do about talking to women. FML

#35674
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I agree, your life sucks (9253) - you deserved it (32734)

On 02/13/2009 at 3:17am - misc - by AwesomePGnarles (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I realized that I know more about the Transformers history than I do about talking to women. FML

#35674
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9253) - you deserved it (32734)

On 02/13/2009 at 3:17am - misc - by AwesomePGnarles (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I asked my mom how much she had set aside for college. She then looked and me as if I were crazy and said "Why the hell would I do anything like that?" FML

#34502
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31888) - you deserved it (2874)

On 02/12/2009 at 11:25pm - misc - by Dariya (woman) - United States (California)

Today, My boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example he responded "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of WarCraft." FML

#34266
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40103) - you deserved it (6127)

On 02/12/2009 at 10:46pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was going down on a girl. When I looked up she was texting. FML

#29912
149 comments

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On 02/12/2009 at 2:45am - misc - by alhummel21 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML

#27684
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64499) - you deserved it (3034)

On 02/11/2009 at 9:09pm - misc - by sober (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was in the car with a group of my girl friends discussing sexual experiences when I looked down and realized my Blackberry had dialed the family I babysit for and had left a five minute voicemail. FML

#22263
40 comments

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On 02/10/2009 at 8:46pm - intimacy - by Embarrassed (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, someone in class was making a point about premarital intercourse - "90% of teen virgins aren't saving it for marriage, they just can't get any." Another classmate pointed me out specifically. FML

#21964
35 comments

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On 02/10/2009 at 7:41pm - misc - by herpderp (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my on-and-off boyfriend of 8 years asked me to cheer him up. I told him that I'm in love with him. He said "Oh, I just wanted a blowjob." FML

#18490
29 comments

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On 02/09/2009 at 8:41pm - intimacy - by leelee50 (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling in bed. After looking at me for a while he said, "you look better when I'm not wearing my contacts". FML

#14320
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I agree, your life sucks (27699) - you deserved it (1503)

On 02/08/2009 at 12:21am - misc - by klee (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)



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