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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 16 May 1989 (27 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 11412
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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daintee's favorite FMLs

Today, I realized that I know more about the history of the Transformers than I do about talking to women. FML

by AwesomePGnarles / 02/13/2009 at 3:17am / United States (New York) / Love

Today, I realized that I know more about the history of the Transformers than I do about talking to women. FML

by AwesomePGnarles / 02/13/2009 at 3:17am / United States (New York) / Love

Today, I asked my mom how much she had set aside for college. She then looked and me as if I were crazy and said "Why the hell would I do anything like that?" FML

by Dariya / 02/12/2009 at 11:25pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example, he responded, "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of Warcraft." FML

by Noname / 02/12/2009 at 10:46pm / United States (Arizona) / Love

Today, I was going down on a girl. When I looked up she was texting. FML

by alhummel21 / 02/12/2009 at 2:45am / United States (California) / Love

Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML

by sober / 02/11/2009 at 9:09pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was in the car with a group of my girl friends discussing sexual experiences when I looked down and realized my Blackberry had dialed the family I babysit for and had left a five minute voicemail. FML

by Embarrassed / 02/10/2009 at 8:46pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy

Today, someone in class was making a point about premarital intercourse - "90% of teen virgins aren't saving it for marriage, they just can't get any." Another classmate pointed me out specifically. FML

by herpderp / 02/10/2009 at 7:41pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous

Today, my on-and-off boyfriend of 8 years asked me to cheer him up. I told him that I'm in love with him. He said "Oh, I just wanted a blowjob." FML

by leelee50 / 02/09/2009 at 8:41pm / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling in bed. After looking at me for a while he said, "you look better when I'm not wearing my contacts". FML

by klee / 02/08/2009 at 12:21am / Canada (British Columbia) / Love