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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 16 May 1989 (25 years)
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Today, I realized that I know more about the history of the Transformers than I do about talking to women. FML

#35674
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11548) - you deserved it (39781)

On 02/13/2009 at 3:17am - misc - by AwesomePGnarles (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I realized that I know more about the history of the Transformers than I do about talking to women. FML

#35674
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11548) - you deserved it (39781)

On 02/13/2009 at 3:17am - misc - by AwesomePGnarles (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I asked my mom how much she had set aside for college. She then looked and me as if I were crazy and said "Why the hell would I do anything like that?" FML

#34502
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37642) - you deserved it (3781)

On 02/12/2009 at 11:25pm - misc - by Dariya (woman) - United States (California)

Today, My boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example he responded "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of WarCraft." FML

#34266
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46412) - you deserved it (7200)

On 02/12/2009 at 10:46pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was going down on a girl. When I looked up she was texting. FML

#29912
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (161953) - you deserved it (47391)

On 02/12/2009 at 2:45am - misc - by alhummel21 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML

#27684
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72342) - you deserved it (3788)

On 02/11/2009 at 9:09pm - misc - by sober (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was in the car with a group of my girl friends discussing sexual experiences when I looked down and realized my Blackberry had dialed the family I babysit for and had left a five minute voicemail. FML

#22263
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44112) - you deserved it (15321)

On 02/10/2009 at 8:46pm - intimacy - by Embarrassed (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, someone in class was making a point about premarital intercourse - "90% of teen virgins aren't saving it for marriage, they just can't get any." Another classmate pointed me out specifically. FML

#21964
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37151) - you deserved it (3050)

On 02/10/2009 at 7:41pm - misc - by herpderp (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my on-and-off boyfriend of 8 years asked me to cheer him up. I told him that I'm in love with him. He said "Oh, I just wanted a blowjob." FML

#18490
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38772) - you deserved it (8287)

On 02/09/2009 at 8:41pm - intimacy - by leelee50 (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling in bed. After looking at me for a while he said, "you look better when I'm not wearing my contacts". FML

#14320
14 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33647) - you deserved it (2141)

On 02/08/2009 at 12:21am - misc - by klee (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)



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